Perks of your workplace

Discussion in 'General' started by Omega369, Nov 2, 2013.

  1. Everyone has perks at their workplace, from it being discounts for food, clothing, hot chicks, free stuff and swag. What are some perks of your workplace?

    I'm a Healthcare officer supervisor and take advantage of the free condom baskets they have everywhere. Today I hit the jackpot and found the storage area for them. Not my favorite brand, but free which is good because condoms get pricy.

    There's also free candy everywhere which I gather up and eat. Hot nurses are a bit batshit crazy (don't ever date a nurse) but will put out extremely easy. I guess it has something to do with the long stressful hours and they fuck to relax. Very female dominated environment, and I usually slay the ones the doctor didn't already get to (doctors get mad pussy).

    I use the Internet to download movies for like 12 hours a day, I just leave it downloading when I respond to emergency situations.

    There's also a lot of downtime which I use to study stuff I want to learn. I learnt the harmonica on shift, how to make hemp jewelry and I'm currently learning German.


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  2. i work at a group home for dd and mr adults and i get dinner for free and pretty much get to take breaks whenever i feel like it within reason.
     
  3. We have casual dress on Thursday and Friday. Also I have so many tools to learn a whole lotta freakin' crap. I love what I do.
     
  4. Free rent+utilities and I'm FWB with this chick I probably shouldn't be touching just because her pen was/is soaked in company ink. Decent hours and pay. Boss is chill, when I'm off we play COD BO2 on his PS3.
     
  5. #5 himan235, Nov 2, 2013
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    Yae man-  A doctor buddy of mine is a gyno- he gets MAD PUSSY all day long 
     
  6. Me and my GM smoke all the time were pretty tight

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  7. Sounds cool OP, i just take advantage of the free food and discounts where i work  :yummy:
     
  8. #8 8ight, Nov 2, 2013
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    Very cheap + good insurance (~$10/week for full coverage). Yearly profit sharing.
     
    That's kinda lame I guess. But we don't really get discounts for the products we actually make. We get a slight employee discount when purchases seconds. 
     
  9. Free hot food, and I see chicks in bikinis often enough to keep a smile on my face.

    I wish there were more to outweigh the disadvantages, though.
     
  10. Free food, good looking girls and its easy so time flies almost like im not even working
     
  11. I get to be outside all day. Hot moms jogging in the morning, yoga pants damn near year round. I usually work solo, so I get to have a good buzz whilst trimming shrubs. Been invited in a few times to "help move furniture." All in all, landscaping is where it at.


     
  12. One of the perks of my job is smoking weed. See... because that's my job actually. Smoking weed. 
     
  13. A lot of window-time while in the car and getting paid, I bring home a lot of copper wire so that's normally an extra $100-$200 on top of my paycheck.

    Can't really smoke while at work though since I work on a military base but my boss is my uncle and he's cool with my toking.


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  14. I can smoke with my boss on breaks. And one of my coworkers is a mad good cook, and she brings in authentic Mexican food for everyone almost every day (she's from Mexico). I like all my coworkers actually, which is good because the work is shitty and the day can go pretty slow.
     
    Probably the biggest perk is the relaxed atmosphere, and the fact that my boss is a chilled out aging hippy who's sort of taken me under his wing, so to speak. We all go to the bar after work on fridays, and he tells me crazy stories from the seventies.
     
  15. 25% off of medication is a smoking discount for employees. I'm not an MMJ card holder so it doesn't apply to me so much but it's still nice of the owner to hook it up that much. Down time at my store has been a blessing and a curse. It's a chill ass day with no work but that gets very boring very fast too.
     
  16. Time flies by, cute nurses running around, work with 2 friends. Also there's a gym I can use, gotta check it out. That's about it. I work at a hospital.

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  17. i work for a catering company so there is always food i can make or heat up and eat whether it be from ribs to pasta to even some bomb fish tacos lol. my boss is weed friendly so on breaks alot of people blaze in their cars, we never really show it but we all know when we're high as fuck haha.
     
    i also get to drive around san diegos most expensives areas n shit to delivery wedding food.
     
  18. I get free food whenever I want, make tips when I do catering jobs, and have a relaxed environment with lenient bosses. 
     
  19. I work at brookstone as a way to pick up some extra cash in college and it's literally THE BEST STONER JOB. You get to play whatever music you want on our dope speakers ( as long as there's no profanity) there's a bunch of cool demos we get to do for all the weird shit we have like like moon sand and all of our remote control cars and copters

    Also- top of the line MASSAGE CHAIRS that we can use whenever

    Plus I get 30% off everything I just bought my beats by dre wicked cheap


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  20. I'm a landscaper.
     
    I get to spend all day outside, which sometimes isn't a perk but I genuinely enjoy being out in the sun and fresh air. It's very physical, so I'm kept in shape. I'm also able to toke up whenever I want, and typically spark one up on my way to wherever I'm headed.
     

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