Caught Masturbating?

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by RasMg69, Oct 25, 2013.

  1. List any stories of humiliating walk ins.


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  2. Never happened to me, but I have walked in on a few people.
     
    Its hilarious in the most awkward way
     
  3. I wish there were pics of people faces showing their expressions when they get caught. Its prolly some of the funniest shit ever........but it would kinda creep me out knowin dude was yankin his weiner tho. It would halft to be a face shot and nothin below the shoulders
     
  4. Taken from sexual experiences you'd like to forget thread:

     
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  5. not going into details but it's happened to me before. it is most certainly not hilarious.
     
  6. I think I was caught by my brother once, he's a year under me. I was under the blanket and stopped right away, played it off, he never said anything. We've had plenty of awkward experiences though.

    My friend told me that the other day she came home from work on her break, and her mom was lying on the couch. Nothing seemed weird but then her mum was like, "You should call me next time you're heading home from work. I could be having sex with Matt, I could be having sex with myself..."
    Kind of disturbing to think about the fact that all parents probably masturbate.


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  7. Just think about masturbation every time you shake someone's hand.
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  8. I thought you were a female this whole time


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  9. God haha, that was awesome


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  10. #11 rain dancer, Oct 25, 2013
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    It's all good.

    I don't show my penis to the public, unless I'm too drunk to realize...
     
  11. Yea not necessary but it helps


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  12. Never been caught, but I walked in on my friend who was under the covers in his moms bed. :eek: Kinda disrespectful imo at least use your own bed. Worst part was he was watching drill bit tailor so he most be an Owen Wilson fan. I question his sexuality now.
     
  13. Hahaha shit, hands down one of the funniest so far.
     
  14. I'm in a situation where my roommate THINKS he caught me masturbating but really didn't. He came into my room unnoticed and I was all awkward. He's gay and my shirt was off so I was like oh shit I need to get dressed.


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  15. Never happened, even as a youngin'. Don't do it anymore though, atleast I try my hardest. God helps me not
     
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  16. My sister walked in on me once and stepped in my jizz. Long story short, it was awkward.


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  17. Never been caught(I think). I almost got caught by my dad once. Longest 30 seconds of my life. Thank God for different browser windows and headphones. Also my quick reaction time and playing it cool skills. I think he was drunk. He never came to talk to me at 2 in the morning. I wonder if he knew.....
     
  18. I've never been caught in the act, but a couple of years ago when I couldn't be bothered finishing in tissues anymore, I used to have a wank sock.
    One day my mom found the crusty old thing, and was like 'wth is this?'
    I supermanned across my room snatched it away and disposed of it in the bin. Was pretty awkward to say the least.
     
  19. She knew dude. You knew she knew. It was too late.
     
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