I got busted by a nurse in a hospital red handed, i was in for 3 days with a heart problem, so i sneak into the bathroom with all these wires and monators attached to me and start slapping junior real slow and soft but before i knew it i was wackin overtime. the alarms must have been goin off at the nurses station because they came bustin in without knockin and busted me mid stroke. The blacj nurse starts bustin out laughing telling the other nurse "see i told you somthin funky was goin on in here,and wouldnt stop laughing,i was so fuckin embarassed i started saying "dont laugh i was thinkin of you",just to get her to shut up. The two of them had to help me back to bed and the black girl tells me "if you set it free again when im on the floor i make sure it gets cut off" after my wife found up she wouldnt come back to the hospital until after i was discharged to pick me up. I ended up staying for 3 more days they wouldnt come into my room without knocking very loud,pausing, and asking if i was decient. That happened in 2007 and im afraid if i need to go there i might run into one of then
My wife snuck in on me once, in bed, with the laptop, but that one actually worked out in my favor, lol! I remember back in high school, her stepmom didn't allow her to date or even talk to boys, so we always had to sneak around. We went to vocational school together, so at the end of the day, I would drive her from the vocational school to her home school, and we would wait there in my car until her bus arrived to take her home. Well, we usually had around 20 minutes to kill, so we would mess around a bit everyday. This one day, we got pretty involved in our activities and lost track of time, ended up getting caught by her bus driver pulling in next to us, she was ass naked and on top, lol! The next day, the principal came out and told us we had to park in the front by the main entrance so we could be monitored! But, that didn't stop us! A few days after that, she decided it would be cool to fellate me while we waited, lol! Everything was going swimmingly, then all of a sudden I noticed a local PD cruiser pill up behind my car. I was just able to get my dick tucked away before he knocked on my window and asked me to step out of the car. I hadn't even gotten my pants zippered and buttoned, so I put my hands in my pockets to hold them up and stood there, belt hanging down swinging and pants wide open as this dude grilled me about what it is we were doing. He threatened to call her mom, but eventually told us that if I brought her to school, she had to wait for the bus in the cafeteria and I couldn't wait with her. Not really a masturbation story, but still it was fucking humiliating! Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
This one time I was watching porn on my GF's moms laptop and strokin it downtown in her bed when I realized that her shower was on. I thought nothing of it and continued on with my activities. Of course her mom walked out of the bathroom door, and saw . She forgot a towell so the next thing I know we were dead-eye locked as I was still jacking off. After I came, she laid on top of me and forced me to get hard again. It was a tragedy. Sent from my Dick using Grasscity Forum
Those are the best ones, especially when the girlfriend walks in while the mom is blowing the dude! Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
I like the one where the kid is jacking of to his best mates mums nickers and bras and she walks in and fucks the life from him. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
My ex walked in on me jackin' it and helped out, but other than that I'm pretty much a ninja when it comes to masturbating. I doubt I'd be too embarrassed if anyone did catch me since I'm a dirty perv, I just like to have peace and tranquility when I'm going at it all fast and furious.
I don't need to jack off but I have been caught gettin a blowjob from my girl witch was pretty awkward... Layin in her bed naked and she's under the covers giving a very nice blow job n her mom knocks on door and then opens it as my girl slips up from under the covers and we say yes?? And then her moms like have u seen the dog and were like no and she's like why u both smiling and she totally thought we where hiding the dog under the sheets so she's like your so lieing and have the dog and walks up and grabs the blanked and rips it off and my girls like MOM!!! WE'RE BUSY!! Her mom totally have a full frontal view of my dick completely hard it's like she couldn't look away cuz was in shock but then she's like omg omg omg I'm soooo sorry!!! And ran outa room n slammed the door . Then me and my girl just burst out laughing to the point was almost crying lol. And she said she couldn't use her mouth anymore cuz had mad pasties so gave me a nice present and just rode me to finish. But was just an epic moment her mom ended up taking us out for dinner n shit that night lol n bought us a pack of condoms * that she said we won't use cuz she's on Birth Control* n then she smoked a bunch of weed with us n watched a movie . Could tell she was so embarrassed about that tho but yea just an all around funny moment. Just cuz I chill with my girls mom all day while she's at school n shit I wake up around noon n she makes me lunch n smokes a bowl with me n we just end up chilling till she's off school. Only reason was so funny is just because how close of a relationship I have with her mom.