Let's hear the funniest, and worst pickup lines you know. I'll start. Are you a pirate? Because I'd plunder that booty.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet, 20? Her: 26 Me: Oh, I must have forgotten U R A Q T Her: Leik OMagaw, teeheehehe Her: But that's only 25 Me: I'll give you the D later
I am 31, live at home, and my taint smells like a four year old package of Now and Laters. Want to get a drink? Boku perhaps? Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs And give me an hour. Sent from my LG-LG870 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
-Girl are you sedimentary? cause you Rock my world… -Say Girl Lemme get up in Them Guts! Haha i Dont Use Pickuplines… Tho.
Most lame one I have ever heard: Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night!
Me: do you want to see a magic trick? Girl: yea sure! Me: I'm going to flip this coin, whatever it lands on, thats what your going to give me. Girl: usually laughs and says "You're nasty", while the coin is in the air. Mail me leftovers.
I am very traditional so when I try to use a pick up line it's very sincere. For example: "Hey there, how are you? I noticed you have a vagina and I kind of want to thrust something inside. Don't worry, I am not a savage, so of course I will buy you a cup of coffee beforehand." Or, "Your name is Kaya? I love that name. It's also my favorite Marley album. Would it be alright if I put a pill in your drink?" Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I couldn't help but notice we made eye contact I really like your shoes Hey I saw you checking out my goods. You wanna sample em? A little try before you buy? huh? come here bitch! STAND AND DELIVER!
Are you an angel because ypur beauty is outta this world? The one i use is simple "do you wanna fuck" most of the time i get slapped in the face but ypud be surprised on how many times you'll get laid but its a 50/50 chance evey time