Lame pick-up lines.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by 0ri0n, Sep 19, 2013.

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  1. #141 Rubber_Ugly, Apr 22, 2015
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_JhodSd30
     
    "You know what my shirt's made of?  Boyfriend material."
     
    [​IMG]

     
  2. #142 Seajaycj, Apr 22, 2015
    Set on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.....
     
  3. #143 MissIcecream, Apr 22, 2015
    As of today ; God isd speaking to ypu through me " tf
     
  4. #144 lilro, Apr 22, 2015
    Me: Daisies or roses?
    Her: Actually I like orchids
    Me: Good. Now I know what to put in the casket after I murder that pussy.
     
  5. #145 stonerbonerOGC, May 11, 2015
    Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. ;)
     
  6. #146 Uncle Daddy, May 27, 2015
    Been there dude. Makes me feel like eating a bag of rusty nails and spitting them at kittens
     
  7. #147 Uncle Daddy, Jun 2, 2015
    Quick! The police are after me and I need a place to hide my penis
     
  8. #148 BudButler, Jun 2, 2015
    Terminator voice Fuck me if you want to live
     
  9. #149 otroo, Jun 2, 2015
    Your hands are so tiny you will make my dick look huge.


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  10. #150 exile54, Jun 5, 2015
    most lame pick up line i've ever tried:
     
    ay mami.
     
    didn't go so well :(
     
  11. #151 *dmoney/208*, Jun 26, 2015
    "hey babe, you lookin' for a stud??? cuz' I've got the STD and all I need is U!" [​IMG]
     
  12. #152 Mr.Merf, Jul 3, 2015
    Hey baby, are your parents retarded?




    Cause your special.
     
  13. #153 USMC4/20, Aug 14, 2015
    LMFAO. Best one. EVER!!!!! Haha
     
  14. #154 grasscoty, Aug 14, 2015
    I usually say, "hey bitch come here and suck my dick right here and right now"


    That's when a 6 foot bearded biker steps away from the pool table and approaches me with a dirty look....
     
  15. #155 Leonard_Washington, Aug 27, 2015
    "Have you seen the movie transformers?"
    "Yeah"
    "Cool, wanna fuck?" Actually overheard that before
     
  16. #156 SHhy, Sep 1, 2015
    Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
     
  17. #157 Hammylad2010, Sep 5, 2015
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I've got a knife
    Get in the van!
     
  18. #158 USMC4/20, Sep 6, 2015
    Lmfao. I love that one!!!!!
     
  19. #159 Mr.Merf, Sep 7, 2015
    1st time reading it: (Thought it said tv) "I don't really get it..."

    2nd time: (sees mirror instead of tv)

    I'm dying XD
     
  20. #160 Cawdswallup, Sep 17, 2015
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    You can call me Chris brown, cause I'd hit that.

    Do you want to play barbie? I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
     
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