Lame pick-up lines.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by 0ri0n, Sep 19, 2013.

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  1. #121 CanIBeShaggy, Dec 7, 2014
    Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like shit.. Hey? It might work.. if she has a sense of humor.
     
  2. #122 shepdawg, Jan 3, 2015
    Me: umm, excuse me miss. This is a little embarrassing but you have a little something on the side if your face.
    Her: wipes her cheeks and goes for a mirror of some sort
    Me: nope still there. Guess you cant wipe off beautiful

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  3. #123 ThatFreeborderKidDanny22, Jan 30, 2015
    My eyes are the only thing I don't want to take off of you

    Let's go back to my place and watch porn on my 60" flat screen mirror.


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  4. #124 KayoKilla, Feb 23, 2015
    Girl you from grasscity? Cause you smoking. I said it like an illiterate dude for emphasis
     
  5. #125 KayoKilla, Feb 23, 2015
    Me:girl you upsexy. Her: what's upsexy? Me: Nothing much what's up with you
     
  6. #126 zeroiszero, Mar 11, 2015
    Lets fuck
     
  7. #127 Free Koochie Kooz, Mar 14, 2015
    Bitch!

    Always work for me.
     
  8. #128 guesswhat, Mar 14, 2015
     
    I may be taking this the wrong way, but wouldn't that denote TITS?
     
    Because two sixth cell dots indicates an all capital word, chances are there is only word you are thinking of while reading that "braille?" [​IMG] Either way, two years later you gave me a laugh grass man420
     
  9. #129 mostdope122, Mar 19, 2015
    I'm not a weatherman but you can expect but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
     
  10. #130 USMC4/20, Mar 20, 2015
    LMFAO. Best one. EVER!!!! Haha


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  11. #131 guod, Mar 24, 2015
    Hey!! You look like a winner!! Come get your dangling dinner!!! ;)
     
  12. #132 danknutria, Mar 25, 2015
    I'll wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown you are.
     
  13. #133 durbanundead, Mar 25, 2015
    Hey girl, are you Irish? Cuz when I see you my penis is Dublin 😂😂


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  14. #134 guod, Mar 28, 2015
    Stop yo grinnin and drop yo linen...
     
  15. #135 Serapsis, Apr 2, 2015
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RszOkTkxixk
     
  16. #136 gwatson80, Apr 4, 2015
    Are you a termite, bc you can get a mouth full of this wood. ;)
     
  17. #137 Trap Yeezus, Apr 20, 2015
    Girl are u a ten cuz ima make u tender
     
  18. #138 USMC4/20, Apr 21, 2015
    My favorite ones this :

    Hey nice shoes....... Wanna fuck? Haha


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  19. #139 Gamer_Goose, Apr 21, 2015
    "I bet you've heard a lot of pick up lines but have you heard about the San Francisco one? No? Well do you know how they shake hands in San Francisco? *grabs her hand* Heeeeyyyyyy girlfriend! *said whilst twirling her around by her hand*"


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  20. #140 shaddytheman, Apr 22, 2015
    Are you from the farm? Cause you know how to raise a cock.
     
    Do you need a bottle of water? Cause you seem pretty thirsty.
     
    If I flip this coin, do I have a 50% of getting head?
     
    Wanna make s'mores?
     
    I'm a doctor and you seem deficient in a certain vitamin. What vitamin? Dat Vitamin D. 
     
    Wanna ride? I'll promise I'll go slow. 
     
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