Lame pick-up lines.

Do you work at a petrified chicken farm?
 
Cause you sure made my cock hard.

 

-What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner?
••What?
-You didn't give me a Lamborghini.

 

that's funny


-RedEyeDJayy

 

this has to be the funniest shit ever!

 

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

 

Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see.
 
I bet I can make you have three orgasm in a row.
 
Babe let me hit your G spot with my finger.

 

Hello miss, I work for the Generous Gynecologist Foundation and I'm calling to tell you that you've won a braaanddd newww Sexually Transmitted Disease, my bad, but seriously, you tryna bang again? Haha.

 

Did you drop from heaven cause your ugly as fuck..
O, wait it's the other way around: )

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written allllll over you. 😘


❤️

 

What the fuck are you looking at?

 

Did you raise up from the depths of hell? Cause you look like it.


Lololol

 

  "I'd like to wear your skin while I masturbate to cardboard boxes wearing thongs"

 

Wanna get a pizza and fuck?

 

Are you a beaver cuz dam!!

 

Are you Abe Lincoln?
Because you're causing an uprising down south.


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Do you play tennis because I wanna smash

Coming or going? I can help with the coming part

 

I used to lean in close and whisper "I'm gonna fuck you till you can't think"

 

Lmfao!!!!! If I can remember that one I'm gonna use it!!!!!!


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My favorite one is this

" hey...... Nice shoes, wanna fuck? " lmao


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