I was at the local mall :shudders:: a few mos ago and this 17 yo starting hitting on me and asking me to party. My nigga Im 25. I was like, I think Im a littttle old for you. But then I walk away and I was like BOOM YOU STILL GOT IT OLD GIRL
Whenever I am shopping for hummus I try to find a cute girl that I will never have a chance with and yell, at the top of my lungs, "This sweet potato kind of looks like a clit!" That way, I subtley say clit, and then she inevitably thinks of penis, and before you know it, I am being escorted out of the store. Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Do you wanna fuck? No! Well lay down while I have one. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Would you ever consider have sex with a stranger? No! Well let me introduce myself. Mail me leftovers.
Hey gurl, are you a fire alarm? Because you're really fucking loud and annoying. waiiiit were these pickup lines? I got more tho Hey girl, if I was a watermelon would you swallow my seed?
My charm is a pick-up line in and of itself B) Nah but for real, I just talk to em with a smile.. Kill em with the funnies but stay serious.. Works wonders Once they realize I actually talk, it's all good
if i was an astronaut i would make it my goal to explore uranus. if you were a laser you would be set to stunning.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck? I hear you need mouth to muff resuscitation? I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Hey girl, is that a keg in your pants, cause I'd sure like to tap that. Gets the ladies every time. lol "Picture you and me in a cabin by the sea, sit up on the porch and we can burn a couple trees"
I have this book bag full of trees, would you like to help me start a forest fire? (Only works if she smoke) Mail me leftovers.