Lame pick-up lines.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by 0ri0n, Sep 19, 2013.

  1. Let's hear the funniest, and worst pickup lines you know.
     
    I'll start.
    Are you a pirate? Because I'd plunder that booty.

     
  2. Roses are red
    violets are blue
    show me your tits
     
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  3. Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
  4. Me: How many letters are in the alphabet, 20?
    Her: 26
    Me: Oh, I must have forgotten U R A Q T
    Her: Leik OMagaw, teeheehehe
    Her: But that's only 25
    Me: I'll give you the D later
     
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  5. I am 31, live at home, and my taint smells like a four year old package of Now and Laters. Want to get a drink? Boku perhaps?

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  6. Roses are red
    Lemons are sour
    Open your legs
    And give me an hour.

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  7. do you work at subway cause your giving me a footlong.
     
  8. can i read your shirt??.... in braille
     
  9. I'm not a dentist...but I will fill your cavities
     
  10. Hi :wave:  (never worked for me) :laughing:
     
  11. -Girl are you sedimentary? cause you Rock my world… :D

    -Say Girl Lemme get up in Them Guts! :)

    Haha

    i Dont Use Pickuplines… Tho.
     
  12. Most lame one I have ever heard: Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night!
     
  13. Me: do you want to see a magic trick?
    Girl: yea sure!
    Me: I'm going to flip this coin, whatever it lands on, thats what your going to give me.
    Girl: usually laughs and says "You're nasty", while the coin is in the air.


    Mail me leftovers.
     
  14. I am very traditional so when I try to use a pick up line it's very sincere. For example: "Hey there, how are you? I noticed you have a vagina and I kind of want to thrust something inside. Don't worry, I am not a savage, so of course I will buy you a cup of coffee beforehand." Or, "Your name is Kaya? I love that name. It's also my favorite Marley album. Would it be alright if I put a pill in your drink?"

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  15. You must be a chicken farmer cuz you sure know how to raise a cock  :ey:
     
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  16. I couldn't help but notice we made eye contact
    I really like your shoes
    Hey I saw you checking out my goods. You wanna sample em? A little try before you buy? huh? come here bitch! STAND AND DELIVER!
     
  17. /thread
     
     
    omfg that last line cracked me up so bad the cat gave me a glare and left.
     
  18. Are you an angel because ypur beauty is outta this world?

    The one i use is simple "do you wanna fuck" most of the time i get slapped in the face but ypud be surprised on how many times you'll get laid but its a 50/50 chance evey time
     
  19. Damn girl did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is fucked up!!!!!! Works every time
     
  20. *At Best buy*
     
    Girl, you're turning my Software into Hardware
     

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