Story of Milfs, Knockouts and Heart attacks

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by GreenRush, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. #1 GreenRush, Sep 17, 2013
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    What a fucked couple of days it has been. I'll keep it short. Most people have read my testicle incident. Well I go to the gym today to do a light arm workout, all is good, when suddenly everyone starts crowding around the door. I look expecting there to be a car accident but there was just a guy in his 40's on the ground holding his lip with blood coming out of it. I go outside and asked what happened, apparently a guy in his 80's hit the guy in the face because he wouldn't let him use his gym entry card because the old man left it at home, fucking weird right.
     
    So I go back to lifting, casually chatting with people, that ask whats happened. While doing so, the old man walks around the gym holding his bloody hand up to people, trying to tell his side of the story. No one wanted to listen.
     
    The gym manager calls the police and the finally show up after about 30 minutes. The spend the next 30 minutes standing outside talking to the victim and going through the security footage.
     
    Then they finally came inside and pulled the guy into the Pilates room or whatever you want to call it, just where women do yoga classes and shit, it had a big glass door. I go into the other room, bust out a couple sets and walk back into the adjacent room. Suddenly theres this loud bang and the old man falls against the door, holding his heart, everyone freaks out. I have no idea why I just thought it was fake. He just dropped, there seemed to be no signs. Anyway everyone panics and an Ambulance comes and holy fuck the two hottest women I have ever seen walk into the gym and checkout the old guy. After about 10 minutes he gets up and starts walking around....didn't seem very heart attacky to me. So I just left cause I had already been there for two hours.
     
    Yeah so a pretty weird two days.
     
    If anyone is confused just post below I'll try to clarify, I tried to keep this short and to the point as possible.

     
  2. #2 captain zigzag, Sep 18, 2013
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    So uh, where do the milfs fit in?
     
  3. wait, never mind. got it.
     
  4. Lol, people are fucking weird.
     
  5. I am not confused. I am apethetic.
     
  6. Well, it's definitely a thing.
     
  7. Wow... Old people can be dicks. I hope the guy pressed charges. You'd think people have better things to do at that age than knocking down some one. I saw an old geezer keying someones car recently because of a bad parking job and it pissed me off. I guess respect is unheard of in their days ): but I lost faith in this era many years ago.

    Can you direct me to your testicle incident op? Might cheer me up.
     
  8. Why do you have an arm day? ;P
     
  9. You shouldve faked a heart attack too, get in with those milf EMTs :D
     
  10. Honestly to a degree this doesn't seem like a troll thread, but still I don't trust it's validity.
     
  11. Yeah so a pretty weird two days [​IMG]
     
  12. Lol yes testicle story link op

    Sent from the underground

     
  13. It was my 2nd pro boxing fight . After i won we ended up in a scrap with shane mosely in a parking lot in big bear . Good times . Blaze hard

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