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When, to his surprise, he realized this particular store only sells things made of pasta.

 

He was so devastated he couldn't get his milk that he violently raped the store manager. 

 

This sighting caused a major panic in the store.

 

But because only nymphomaniacs go to pasta stores a huge orgy began in aisle 3.

 

Because they realized that if they hurried they would be finished by 4:20

 

Just in time to smoke before they all headed down to the AUWBWAA (American Under Water Basket Weaving Arena of America)

 

where mermaid prostitutes and coke-head dolphins bet heavily on the intense action.

 

But little did they know, the man from the pasta liquor milk store would be at this years competition.

 

Wearing a Bright green G string with dreads…

 

Suddenly, Old school smoker gave houseboy a high 5 for the prego joke! 

 

When they were done having their cute little bromance moment, the door burst open and in rushed a stampede of naked midget transvestites wielding a Sybian sex machine. 

 

At this point it was every man for themselves. There's no easy way to say it these midgets were pissed off! When was a transvestite and she was absolutely stunning. She was wielding this wild Siberians sex machine. If you don't know what that is then you need to have your head examined.

 

Then Neil Buchanan walked in armed with a giant paint splattered dildo, eith only one thing on his mind

 

Where the fuck are my tacos?


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Frustrated, so In a sinister way he started plotting a plan murder the Taco Bell workers.

 

Neil then proceeded to collect all of the sauce packets (by force) from every Taco Bell across the world and planned his method for drowning each Taco Bell employee in the sauce of their own creation.