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After a few more bowls Neil realized he ain't moving for no cunt and has nothing but an 1/8 left in a blunt & shitloads of sauce packets. While proceeding to eat these sauce packets as the only food option around (even with lowering standards on a second look) he calls up his dealer to sort him out a nice zip. After 2 hours and no more sauce Neil's dealer had bailed last minute, his excuse "sorry man got robbed". 

 

And then real hash realized that the dude above him is a moron because it is only one sentance, he then ran away chuckling like a French babe

 

His laughter, trailing off into the distance, was suddenly interrupted by his screaming.

 

As four shots from a battle rifle ripped through his skull like a melon.

 

As the murdered melon pieces fell to the ground, the only thing that could be heard was the faint clicking of a lighter followed by frequent bubbles.

 

And tried to buy some Smirnoff. The worker asked for ID and he realized he forgot it. This man looked about 33. He said he traveled 4 hours to get to the only liquor store near him. Pissed off, he went to the back shelves and took a nice shit all over the beers.

 

Then a tweaking meth head wandered into the store and devoured the pile of shit washing it down with the beer on which the shit sat.

 

and then they quit meth and started smoking weed and turned their lives around

 

However this was not before killing an old lady and a baby with a turtle that has down syndrome ,so they could steal the old lady's money to geek one last time on the disgusting unmentionable.

 

But then they woke up from this dream they were having. After that, they gave money to a decrypted old lady in the street and became great donators to local charities and organizations

 

Then they went onto donated all their money and possessions ,and realized they no longer had anywhere to live after going on this "giving spree" ,so they all froze to death on the streets in the middle of winter (because we live in a cruel cruel world). The end..........FIN
 
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<span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-size:14px;">Mr.prissy pissy pants loved pigs with fat bellies so much that he.............</span></span>

 

 
... watched the movie Deliverance over and over.

 

And then they all smoked weed, got really high, and overdosed.the end.Sent from my SPH-D710BST using Grasscity Forum mobile app

 

Thats what everybody thought, until they realized that Frederick Woodbuckle and Ms. prissy pissy pants had a son...

 

You guys suck at telling stories.

 

the first weed loving salmon was discovered, ingesting copious amount of mary jane through his tank,