questions on passing a house arrest drug test?

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  1. #1 haxdcorecinderella, Aug 29, 2013
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    Hey guys this is my first post so I hope I'm doing this right.
    My story I'm on house arrest and I have been for alil over a month.
    I was 40 days clean and I started hitting a gravity of kush once a day for bout 5 day maybe. .
    I passed a drug test two days later all I did was wake up at 7am drink a bottle every hour til 9
    Peed couple times. I was worried I would atleast be somewhat dirty she didn't say the levels
    Just that I passed. So i switched to mids. I was worried I would be tested again ...
    I was Monday night at 2am I hit one last hit then Tues at 3pm I drink a bottle of water til 3am m
    Frequently peeing at 4 another at 5,6,7 and I drink 2 at 7:30 another
    I held my pee from 7 to bout 820 caught it mid stream and it looked kinda yellow but dark kinda clear even..
    I dnt find out the results til this Wed does anybody believe I coutld of passed.
    I am now done smoking I don't want to stress about the next one had my last hit again Monday round 1 am Its Thursday morning and I might test again next Wed if she doesntviolate me for dropn dirty last time... I am curious as to how I can dilute my pee within a weeks time so if she retests I will pass? Plse any thoughts or questions
     
  2. Water will not dilute the THC content in your pee. THC is stored in fat cells and cannot be flushed out. On average it takes 3-4 weeks to pass a pee test...good luck.
     
  3. best bet is not to even chance it... sure you could pass.. but its days like this ur sitting around worried n shit not worth it..
     
  4. Dilute or substitute.
     
  5. I peed after smoking that kush and passed i dont know how.
    I am quiting for good i wish i wouldnt of relasped.
    Next wed ill post if i passed my sec one.
    So even if i drink 118 oz of water before the test you dont think i could pass?
    Any responce is better than none.

    I feel like i failed but i still have hope.
     
  6. Its in a room where they watch me pee its for felony probation
    I want to do it with all water if anybody has any suggestions or ther
    Attempts on doing it i would like to hear.
     
  7. Google dilution techniques. Basically, tons of water, creatine, and b vitamins
     
  8. bro if you're on a felony probation, why even chance it?
     
    A lil bit of herb is not worth all the worrying and shit you're doing right now and definitely not worth all the bullshit our court system is going to do to you if you don't pass that drug test.
     
    Never been on house arrest before, but I do know that probation sucks terribly..
     
  9. soo wrong 3-4 weeks My ass? 5 to 10 days. lol I know. Probation was a bitch

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  10. #10 haxdcorecinderella, Aug 29, 2013
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    Honestly i was on suppose to be on probation for 3 years. For two years i droped dirty. I nvrwas attempted to dilute or pee clean. I was a hot mess. I went to jail.. got out on house arrest... did good for a min and thats when my above story begins
    I am also starting a drug program. I have an ap for after i see her.
    Hopefully 7 days is a good amount of time to retest if i need to im sure i built up thc from my lil smoking beng..
    I bought diet green tea and im going to drink 2 gallons before i go in maybe more. I usually dont sleep that night so i can drink more water.
     
  11. green tea will help break up the THC in your body, make sure it's regular green tea tho, not diet or some weird shit.
     
  12. If this is true, which I highly doubt green tea breaks up thc metabolites in adipose tissue, then this is terrible advice. If you break up the metabolites, you will increase the amount of metabolites being processed and passed through the liver and to the bladder. Just like exercising/dieting before a piss test will increase your chances of failure because it breaks up adipose tissue which is storing the metabolites they're testing for.
     
  13. #13 brotherrob, Aug 29, 2013
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    It is posts like this that get people back in jail. Look it up...THC "can" be detected in a pee test as long as a month + IF you were a heavy user. I just got off probation (not that it is relevant) The ONLY time I smoked was a couple weeks after peeing and then only for a week or so. I have read alot about pee tests and water will NOT dilute your THC, in fact it will draw suspicion if your pee has no creatine/urea (the yellow stuff) in it which is what happens when you flush yourself too much. I strongly advise the people who are telling you less than 3 weeks to try it the next time their PO wants a pee test.  Good luck on that. One thing I did read that "may" distort the test is zinc but I would not depend on it.
     
  14. My test came back as diluted.
    So i retested today using the same method
    If it comes back diluted again im not sure what happens
    It was even clearer than last time...
    All i did diff was eat a sausage bisc.
    This morning on the way bc i was hungry..
     
  15.  
    Did you take any b vitamins to color the urine? It shouldn't be clear. And how much gatorade did you drink to increase the specific gravity of your sample? Did you try creatine too, that helps much more to increase the specific gravity over salts.
     
  16. No i didnt take any vitamins.. i should taken a prenatal i have.. huh?
    I have some powerade zero i was going to drink but i left it at home.
    I prolly have another dilute.. fuckk...
    If i retest again would takn my prenatal couple hours before help
    also gatorade or powerade zero?
     
  17.  
    Why would you dilute the wrong way? I gave you the information needed to pass successfully. You took the shortcut. Never helps in life man. Especially since you're on house arrest, you should be trying to do everything you can to fix your fuckup with smoking while under house arrest.
     
    And no, a prenatal is not a b vitamin. 
     
  18. Ok well now i am going to probably test again next wed
    And im going to get some vitamin b pills and eat red meat and still drink tons of water
    So by the time i test i will be 16 days clean.
    I appreciate yur replys.
     
  19. Why in fuck would you even want to take the chance.     Damn, it's just weed.    Why gamble your freedom for weed?  That's just insane.
     
  20. Bc i made stupid choices..
    I dropped dirty for two years then i finally got violated
    Was clean for so so picked it up again
    its not the path i wanna go down again...
    I was smoking 17-20 grams a week of kush b4 i violated
    Not even trying to pass a drug test...


    The lil voice in my head said just one hit just one
    Then it became once a day
    Then i realized i was causing a problem for myself again
    I have enrolled in a treatment program for further support.
    I plan on actually completing this one.
    I am 9 days clean more than i can say last week.
    The first step is admitting yu have a problem..
    I think im very aware of my choices ive made now and in the past...
    Sober life is now a path im ready to stay on.
     

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