Now imagine caffeine was illegal like weed

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by StonerNack, Aug 10, 2013.

  1. That would be crazy.

    If the world just illeaglized all uses of caffeine.

    Pop, coffee, tea. No more of that stuff.

     
     
  2. No. I would never imagine not having full access to caffeine!
     
  3. Maybe one day it will be.. and then we will have a black market for caffeine. Decaf coffee only in stores.

    Gotta fo to colmbia to get that colombian roast coffeee nigguh $ 1000 a lb

    Then we will reintroduce with medical benefits. And we will have caffeine medical states and alowly they will relaglize caffine.
     
  4. *imagines*..
     
    I have now just killed someone for a dr pepper
     
  5. Oh yess thats what they do with all drugs.
     
  6. Dr pepper is some good stuff
     
  7. Mr. Pibb is better.
     
  8. Tea would become a fucking commodity and a half in some places I can say that much. Where I'm from you'll be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't regularly drink tea. It's a cultural thing in some places. That would be a hell of a black market, I think I'd jump on that right away.
     
     
    Mad profit.
     
    I hope caffeine becomes illegal.
     
  9. Louisiana stoners will have nothing for their cottonmouth.
     
  10. I use black market caffeine as my argument when discussing why marijuana isn't a gate way drug. Prohibition is the real gateway. I could live without caffeine pretty easy, but coffee is nice every once in a while.
     
  11. In this world where caffeine is illegal many other illegal substances are much more accessible to the average person. Once you got a coffee guy you have someone you can ask about many other things too.
     
  12. The most largely used psychoactive drug. Can't imagine the chaos if it were banned.
     
  13. Black tar caffiene.
     
    Methamphetacaffiene.
     
    Cocaffiene or Cocaffiena.
     
  14. It would be like Spice in Dune
     
  15. we'd all be grumpy as fuck.
     
  16. Damn my parents would be fiending for that shit then
     
  17. Until I find a reliable dealer, I will likely either be on a prolonged rampage, or else comatose.
     
    I should really address my caffeine dependence.
     
  18. yo man i got dat good coffee. super strong. what you need?
     
  19. Caffeine was originally on the controlled substances act. But of course every person in the world uses caffeine, including every member of congress. So it was taken off the list.
     
  20. I don't drink coffee, tea, or soda so it wouldn't really affect me. Hard to make it illegal though since it's naturally in so much.

    Chocolate has caffeine in it so it would have to be processes out of it somehow. That would skyrocket the price.

    I don't really like chocolate but I buy it for girls a lot and I don't really think I'd care for a skyrocket in price.
     

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