wat wacky strand names have you been told??????

Green Crack is an actual strain though.

Extreme Sative bud.

 

one time my dealer told me he had some:
1.)Mango Madness
2.)Something Berry

I asked "WTF man, do you buy weed from the kool-aid man?" I dunno one of those things where you had to be there. But ya iv hear some off the wall names. But this is the same guy thats given me: AK-47, Purple Stuff ( $20 bud w/ purple pieces in it ), Strawberry Cough, stuff like that. Never had northern lights or shoreline tho I'm looking foreward to those two.

 

Some strains I have heard of that I have no idea that exist or not:

Stankanus
Orange Chicken (stinkiest bud I have ever smelled)
Shoreline
Icky Sticky

 

pink hawaiian, anything with hawaii in it..

 

Cat piss .................?

 

Some guy tried to sell me Forest Quiver Basket and Red Water 9 before.

 

You bet it is!
Originally I had only posted "Genoble"

Added the Green crack later...because its wacky sounding.

 

all the ones you listed are real..but hard to find...had all cept Green Crack..goddamn KMK buyin up all the GC.

 

Hahahahahahhahhaaa...I laughed outloud when I heard that one.

 

most of these strains are real...if you guys wanna check consult the all knowing, all powerful wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cannabis_strains

 

baby chronic

hahaha

 

That's the funniest shit I've heard today

My dealer tried to tell this kid that these mids were called "Ocean Mist"

Haha, he's so full of shit, always talking up his inventory. But it's a good deal and as long as you don't buy into his sales pitch, it's not that annoying.

 

There is a straincalled Dog Shit.

I have no Idea how you figure that.

Crystal Locomotion is one sick name strain, ive had, its white widow/trainwreck.

Fatty strain list for you guys to check over:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cannabis_strains

 

one time i got some creampie from my dealer and it was pretty good shit

 

i was once told "critical mass"

hahaha wtf is that

iut was good shit anyway so i smoked it

 

Developed Varieties

• Afghani #1
• Bella ciao
• Butterscotch Hawaiian
• Early Girl
• Kush
• Lightstorm
• Mango
• Mazar
• Northern Lights #1
• Oasis (Northern Lights #2)
• Manghani (A very resinous Mango x Afghan)
• Southern Daze
• Millennium Bud
• Mongolian
• Mother of Mercy*
• Romulan
• Alaskan Thunderfuck
• Mad Shad
• Sour Bubble (ahx1)
• Superglue (SeediSm.nl)
• Taste Bud (SeediSm.nl)

Landrace (Pure) Varieties

• Afghani (Lowland, Highland - Afghan kush)
• Arab
• Chinese
• Iranian
• Lebanese
• Moroccan (Kif)
• North Indian
• New Zealand Sativa
• Pakistani
• Tajikistani
• Turkish
• Uzbekistani

Sativa


Developed Varieties

• Appl
• Bambata (tikiseedbank)
• Big Mother Sativa
• Haze
• Kali Mist
• Koon Sucker
• Silver Haze
• Super Silver Haze
• Silver Sage
• PG-13

Landrace (Pure) Varieties

• African (Durban Poison, Swazi Red, Congolese, Malawi Gold, Angolese, Lesothan, Nigerian)
• Brazilian (Manga Rosa, Santa Maria)
• Burmese
• Cambodian
• Colombian (Columbian Red, Santa Marta Colombian Gold)
• France (reunion island: Zamal)
• Indian
• Japan (Hokkaido)
• Laotian
• Mexican (Acapulco gold, Oaxacan, Zacatecas Purple, Guerrero Gold, Michoacan)
• Nepalese
• Panama (Panama Red)
• Paraguayan
• Swaziland (Swazi Gold,Swazi Red "redbeard", Swazi)
• Thai (Juicy Fruit Thai, Chocolate Thai, Golden Triangle Thai)
• Vietnamese
• Pakistani
• Paraguayan

Balanced (50/50 Sativa-Indica) Hybrids and Unknown Lineages

• John Newsom x Skunk
• Matanuska Tundra (A.K.A. Alaskan Thunderfuck)
• Blue Velvet
• Consequence Kush
• Bubblegum (from Indiana)
• Fruity Thai (Ceres) [Thai Sativa x Dutch Indica]
• Full Moon
• Greece Coat
• Juicy Fruit (Sensi) [Golden Triangle Thai x Afghani]
• Kushage
• Mistletoe
• Northern Lights [Thai x Afghani]
• Northern Lights #2 [Hindu Kush x Northern Lights]
• Northern Lights #5
• NYC Diesel (Soma) [Sour Diesel x Afghani Hawaiian]
• Sour Romulan
• Pakalolo
• Skunk Passion
• Skunk Red Hair
• Silver Pearl (Sensi) [Early Pearl x Skunk #1 x Northern Lights]
• White Smurf (Ceres)
• White Widow (Green House) [Brazilian X South Indian]
• Yumboldt (Sagarmatha) [Afghan x Himalaya]

[edit] Indica Dominant Hybrids

• Aurora Indica (Nirvana) [Afghani x Northern Lights]
• Blueberry (DJ Short) [(Oaxacan Gold x Chocolate Thai) x (Highland Thai x Afghani)]
• Bubblicious (Nirvana)
• Holland's Hope (Dutch Passion) [Big Bud x Skunk #1]
• lemon stinky (crazy x seed's)[sensi star x chronic]
• Northern Berry (Peak Seeds, Hygro) [Northern Lights #5 x Blueberry]
• Northern Lights x Skunk (Ceres)
• BC Purple Star (BC Bud) [Purple Star (Holland) x BC Purple Indica]
• Shanti Devi (Tikiseedbank)
• Shulam (Tikiseedbank)
• Skunk Kush (Sensi) [Hindu Kush x Skunk #1]
• Snow White (Nirvana)
• White Indica (Ceres Seeds) [Afghani x Afghani x Skunk#1]
• White Rhino (Greenhouse Seeds) [White Widow x Unknown Indica]
• Yarkoum (Tikiseedbank)

AK-47 a.k.a. Special-K (Serious Seeds) [Colombian x Mexican x Thai x Afghani]
California Orange aka "Cali-O" [Thai x (Afghani x Acapulco Gold)]
Celtic Cross "CC" Celtic stone X F420
Choco Diesel "Choco D"(Chocolate Trip x Sour Diesel)
Cinderella 99 aka "C99" (Mr. Soul) [Princess x Princess 88]
Citrus Skunk [Skunk #1 x California Orange]
Early Pearl
Early Skunk (Sensi) [Skunk #1 x Early Pearl]
Euforia (Dutch Passion) [Unknown Skunk x Unknown Skunk]
FourWay (Sensi)
Flo (Dj Short) [Purple Thai x Afghani]
Floater [Flo x Jacks Cleaner x Blueberry]
Green Devil (Tikiseedbank)[Bambata x Shulam]
Hawaiian Skunk (Seedsman) [Hawaiian Indica x Skunk #1]
Hempstar (Dutch Passion) [Skunk x Oasis x Haze]
Hollands Hope
Jack Herer (Sensi) [Skunk #1 x Northern Lights #5 x Haze]
Lambsbread Skunk (Dutch Passion) [Jamaican Lambsbread x Skunk #1]
Lemon Skunk (Jordan of the Island) [Citrus Skunk x Skunk #1]
Lifesaver (BOG) [Jack Cleaner x DJ Short's Blueberry x BogBubble]
Life Star (BOG) [Lifesaver x Sensi Star]
L.S.D (BOG) [Lifesaver x NYC Diesel]
Neon Super Skunk (Subcool) [Super Skunk x Black Russian]
Neville's Haze [Thai x Colombian, with a 1/4 NL#5]
Orange Crush [AE77 Cali-O x DJ Shorts Blueberry]
Purple Skunk (Dutch Passion) [Purple #1 x Early Skunk]
SAGE (THSeeds) [Big Sour Holy x Afghani]
Shaman (Dutch Passion) [Purple #1 x Skunk]
Shiva Skunk (Sensi) [Skunk #1 x Northern Lights #5]
Skunk #1 (Dutch Passion) [Afghani x Thai x Colombian Gold]
Skunk #5 (Effettoserra) [(Afghani x Acapulco Gold x Colombian Gold) x Dutch Skunk]
Skunk Berry (Peak Seeds) [Skunk x Blueberry]
Skunk Haze (Seedsman) [Skunk #1 x Original Haze]
Strawberry Cough (Dutch Passion) [Strawberry Fields x Haze]
Super Silver Haze (Mr. Nice) [(Northern Lights #5 x N. Haze) x (Skunk #1 x N. Haze)]
Super Silver Sour Diesel Haze (Reservoir) [Super Silver Haze x Sour Diesel]
Super Skunk (Sensi) [Skunk #1 x Afghani]
Turtle Power (Amsterdam Marijuana) [Purple Power x Early Girl]
White Skunk (White Label)
Ultra Skunk (Dutch Passion) [Swiss Skunk x Skunk]


35 Day
84' University of Washington Hashplant
85' Oregon 4-way
Accidental Haze
Aeric 77 Cali-O
Afgooey
Albert Walker
Aloha 98 WW
Apollo 13
Arcata Trainwreck
Arcata Wreck
Armenian Raspberry
Artisan
Asian Slore
Backstage
Banana / Bonanno / Bwananna
BC Hash Plant
Berks
Big Blue Dump Truck
Big Sur Holyweed
Black Africa
Black Death (Celtic Stone Seeds)
Blackberry
Blowfish
Blue Moon
Blue Mountain Jamacian
Blue Dot
Blueberry
BR - 13
Bubba Kush
Bubba Kush mint
Bullrider
Caesar's "Salad"
Cafe Girl
California Big Bud
California Dream
Cali-O Sativa
Catpiss
Celtic Cross (Celtic Stone Seeds)
Champagne
Cheese
Chem Dawg
Chemo
Cherry Bomb
Cherry Slyder
Coral Reef
Corn
Chocolate Thai
Chocolate trip
Kotton Kandy Kush
Strawberry Cough #1
Cuddlefish Hash Plant
Dabney Blue
Black Domina
Diesel
Dirty Diaper
DOG
Dogshit
Dumpster
Durban Thai Highflier
Elvis
Emerald Triangle
Four Way
Fuzzy Wuzzy
G-13
Garlic
Gasolina
Ginger Ale
Genius
Gilgarj
GOD
Golden Goat
Golden haze
Grandaddy Purple
Grape Ape
Grasshopper
Gravity
Green Crack
Green Dot
Green Dragon
Green Pimp
Grimm White Widow
Hash Plant
Hawaiian Webbed Indica
Herijuana (aka Hero)
High Octane
Hogs Breath
Holland's Hope
HP13
Humbolt snow
Hurricane, The
HydroKronic's Kreeper (Kronic Kreep)
Jacki-O
Jack's cleaner
Jedi
Jesus
Killer Queen
King's Kross (King Kush, King's Blend)
Kong
Kryptonite
Kryptonite
Krystal Spike
Lemon Bomb
Lemon G
Lemonaid
Lowryder [autoflowering]
M-16/MI6
M32
Magic
Manic
Mass. Super Skunk
Matanuska Tundra (A.K.A. Alaskan Thunderfuck)
Maui Waui
Millies
Mother Ship
MSM's Mr. Nice
Ninjica
Norcal Cript
OG Kush
Old Blue
Outback Jack
Orange Friesland
Oregon Funk
Oregon Purple Thai
Ortega
P91
Pacific's G-13
Pacific NorthWest Big Bud
Pez
Pineapple Thai
Pine Bud
Pink Kush
POG (Purple Kush X OG Kush)
Poon Sauce
Princess
Pukeberry
Pure Kush
Purple Haze
Purple Indica
Purple Kush
Purple Urkle/urple
Purps aka Mendocino Purple
Rainbow Kush/Rainbow Sherbert
Rene
Romulan (Pine Pheno)
Romulan (Grape Pheno)
Salmon Creek Big Bud
Schrom
Sharon
Skunk #2
Socal Bubbleberry
Socal G-13
SoQuick's AK99
Sour Kush
Spirit of 76
Squirt
Stella Blue
Strawberry Cough
Strawberry Fields
Superfruit
Super Funk
Sweet Skunk
Sweetie
Tarantula
Tashenk
Terminator
Texada Timewarp (Twister)
Trainwreck
Trinity
Ultraviolet
UW
Vision Thai
West Coast Nice
Wheel Chair
White Monkey
Witchcraft
William's Wonder
Yumboldt


Aphrodite
Arctic Sun
Baby Shit Bricks
Belter (BeAn)
Big Blue
Big Snow
B's (aka Bilbo Baggins Bag of Buds)
Bjorn (Celtic Stone F1 Male)
Blue Velvet
Buddha's Green
Buddha's Little Sister
Bluberry Kush (L.A. Specific)
Cheese Bx (Queijo Lies)
Chocolate Haze
C-4
Candlestick Kush
Chuffa Puffz
Dawgie Style
DTC(aka Durban/Thai/Cinderella99)
Emerald Haze
Freeze
Ganja Pillar
Garlic
Grapefruit
Grapefruit Cross
Grapefruit Haze
Green C
Green Dot
Green Dragon
Green Pimp
Hawaiian Goo
In The Way
Ingrid (Celtic Stone F1)
Jack Hair
J Kush
Jock Horror
Kenosha Gloo
Lemon Kush
M-39
Mango
Medicine Man
Nazar (N.C. Specific)
Noely Noel
Northern Lights #5
New York Sour Diesel
Poopa
Puna Budda
Purple Frost
Purple Passion
Pussy Kush
Secret Sauce
Shishkaberry
Snow
Super Jack
The Willies


Thanks to Wikipedia for the strain list, there are pleanty more because new ones are made each and every damn day. Just because one isnt on here doesnt mean its not real, but the ones on this list are for sure.

 

Had a guy try to sell me "King Kong" one time...I politely declined that one.

Another guy offered me some "Creeper." He said because it hits you, and then creeps back up on you...or some shit.

 

Copy-Paste much?

You could've just linked us yaknow.