Lets get to it. this is just for quest diagnostics in the houston, texas 77082
1. find someone on probation who doest do any drugs, or any one clean have them drink a coke then piss, put that in a dried out water bottle. Cap it.
2. depending on how soon you want to take the test try to keep the pee 10 hours fresh before the test to not have any mishaps, i wouldnt trust it not me. so if you really want to be shure shure have the urine 3 hours at the most fresh before entering the drug bottle,
3. obtain urine, then get 3 rubber band put them on your legs, between your thigh so when you sit down you balls are squished. the urine needs to be put in a device thats just like this fuck the fake pee i got my white niggas for the pee images.jpg 5.69KB 97 downloads
4.now 1 hour before test fill the device, put a heat therapy patch for neck arm legs and small areas located at walgreens cvs put the adhesive side to you legs, put the urine bag on top of it then put another over it covering it. strap the rubber anding pull yo bitch ass pants up. and in 45 minutes take the first pack of as the urine will be hot. sit down on a chair with your legs crosed pushed out squeezing your thighs together. then at 15 minutes then hop in yo whip and dip to the center dont bring anything but your phone, hair comb, and wallet. remember dress black pants, work shoes and white collared shirt.
5. onces their take of the pad. for 3 minutes, with the urine bag now pressing agianst your thigh, then after the 3 minutes push the warmer bag agianst the urine bag for 5 minutes after thattake the pad of then prepare to go inside.
6. go inside sign in at the registrar desk and sit , no one was inside the desk area so i just signed and sat for 10 minutes with no warmer just my legs crossed stretchched and my balls keeping it temp. i was then called to meet at the door 4 seconds assed the door oened i was taken to a room, gave the papers to her my ssn and drivers id. she gave me a sample cup after putting on gloves i washed my hands cup was handed to me after she said i got 4 minutes and was take the the restroom where she then put blue agent drops that were sitting inside already inside the restroom in the toliet.
7.closed the door and open your ants let it air for 25 seconds then put the liquid slowly but steady at a pace into the cup then blow on the urine and hurry out the restroom to avoid detection, they will then ask you to sign the container then the container baggy to be sent to the labs.
Now someone i meet is waiting for the 2 days to pass before results for his or here pre-employment drug test.
5. then after waiting