said No Stoner Ever

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  1. #1 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    "I can't wait until we get drug tested at work", said no stoner ever.
    "I think i need to start saving money for other hobbies", said stoner ever.
    Can anyone make up any funny ones? Im in the mood to laugh  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:

     
  2. #2 Nugagerube, May 20, 2013
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    I can't wait to get pulled over.
     
    i wish i had no weed.

    I wish weed was more like crack.

    maybe not the last one hehe
     
  3. #3 wuidd420, May 20, 2013
    Let's stop smoking.
     
  4. #4 Blackphobiaz, May 20, 2013
    "I'm so glad we smoked that quarter oz blunt last night." Said no stoner ever.

    "Lets take up brick masonry"said very few stoners ever....
     
  5. #5 I Railed Hellen Keller, May 20, 2013
    "ill pass on tacobell"
     
  6. #6 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    LMAO so true man. Taco Bell is great. Doritos taco, damn...
     
  7. #7 TrippyGvng, May 20, 2013
    Have some of my food
     
  8. #8 Hopinshasdjas, May 20, 2013
    Of course I don't mind you taking more than two hits, hold on to the blunt for as long as you need!
     
  9. #9 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    People who chief up on hits need to go to sleep. Respect the puff puff pass
     
  10. #10 marley_d, May 20, 2013
    " oh, you like my bong? keep it!" said no stoner ever.
     
  11. #11 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    "Weed isnt even expensive if you buy it illegally" said no stoner ever
     
  12. #12 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    "I hate hotboxing because i cant see anything" said no stoner ever
     
  13. #13 A Rational Psychopath, May 20, 2013
    "Ah fuck I forgot to stop at taco bell!" Said no stoner ever.
     
  14. #14 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    "Im too tired to smoke" said no stoner ever. (If this is you, WAKE THE FUCK UP AND TOKE)
     
  15. #15 Hopinshasdjas, May 20, 2013
    "Ok, I'll have just one bite"
     
  16. #16 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    "I have way too many lighters" said no stoner ever
     
  17. #17 Hopinshasdjas, May 20, 2013
    "Seeds and stems are the best!"
     
  18. #18 Tastytrichomes, May 20, 2013
    "my cock is so fucking hard i wish i could fuck a monkey's ass"
     
  19. #19 Hopinshasdjas, May 20, 2013
    ^I have to disagree, lmao jp
     
  20. #20 homecraftinc, May 20, 2013
    Mids are way better than heads said no stoner ever
     
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