said No Stoner Ever

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  1. #41 Annicus, May 20, 2013
    I hate when I get free food
     
    Dude I know where my keys are

     
  2. #42 dinamozun, May 20, 2013
    "Lets have a healthy meal after toking" 
    and
    "Can I drink the bong water please "
     
  3. #43 DopeGame, May 20, 2013
    hey pals since we love weed so much why dont we take  10 year t break then we will get really fucked up - said no one ever
    dude if i cant make it back to the house in 20 minutes.....call the police......PfffffffffFPCYTCHHYCT - half baked
     
  4. #44 ch33r10zzz, May 20, 2013
    I love getting ash in my mouth!!!
     
    I'm so excited to go on a T break!!
     
    This music sounds like shit.
     
    These chips taste like ass...
     
  5. #45 Stoned342, May 20, 2013
    im not hungry
     
  6. #46 ch33r10zzz, May 20, 2013
    I can live without weed
     
    -every stoner at least once
     
  7. #47 G4Grassdetta, May 21, 2013
    "Mids are the shit!"
     
  8. #48 ch33r10zzz, May 21, 2013
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    "Make sure you slobber all over the doob."
     
    *Edited to remove racial slur
     
  9. #49 LovesDiesel, May 21, 2013
    "I love weed, but I wish it were more expensive". 
     
  10. #50 Blackmamba17, May 21, 2013
    "Na i dont need another hit." 
    "I dont like dank weed because it gets me too high."  said no stoners ever
     
  11. #51 Annicus, May 21, 2013
    I hate when my hookup weighs heavy
     
  12. #52 Deleted member 97913, Jun 9, 2013
    I'm twenty minutes early
     
  13. #53 Kuollut, Jun 9, 2013
    Lets ask that cop
     
  14. #54 okiuisdgf, Jun 9, 2013
    dammit yo are you seriously gonna make me rip the bong AGAIN?"
     
  15. #55 AARON915, Jun 9, 2013
    "I can't stand when my dealer is on time" said no stoner ever
     
  16. #56 Toking Sam, Jun 9, 2013
    "Tabacco tastes better than my Sour D"

    Sent from my GT-S5369 using Grasscity Forum mobile app

     
  17. #57 bondkiller, Jun 9, 2013
     
    i smoke more than anyone i know, and never eat taco bell, that shit is gross.
     
     
    got like 15 in a bag waiting for their turn.
     
     
    i go for runs/exercise ONLY when high, i'm never motivated to do it otherwise haha
     
     
    i'm early to everywhere i go, can't stand wasting time when i'm out and about.
     
     
    i love asking cops things, just for the irony of it. (never carry anything on me ever, although i'm almost always baked  :smoke: )
     
  18. #58 JRE1234, Jun 9, 2013
    "I wish weed was addictive" said no stoner ever.
     
    "I wish weed was more expensive." said no stoner ever
     
    "I hate music while high" said no stoner ever
     
  19. #59 cutencarefree, Jun 9, 2013
    Did you really just give me an extra nug for free.
     
  20. #60 Just DAB It, Jun 9, 2013
    ''This weed is too dank, you can have the rest''
     
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