said No Stoner Ever

Quit sucking my dick or ill call the cops

 

you've never smoked before? Here! You can light the joint!

 

Fuck all these trichomes, why do they keep popping up everywhere?

 

Lmao these have me dead to many good ones to like haha

 

" man I LOVE drug tests! " haha

 

I'll just take a salad

 

brick weed is da bomb

 

Been dry for a week, I'll pass on the brick weed

 

"Video Games are no fun high."

"Sex and masturbation feels better sober."

 

I hope they never legalize weed. It would be the ruination of America!

 

Blow into the bong to get the ash out.

I hate how I have so much kief.

I hate the smell of weed

I love it when I can't get ahold of anything

I didn't forget what I was about to do

 

"We smoked too many bowls" said no stoner ever

"No I don't want that food" said no stoner ever

"I don't like Cheetos" said almost no stoner ever

 

"There's a narcotics anonymous class at 6 if you wanna catch it".

 

Guy A - "Hey remember what we talked about 5 min ago?"

Guy B - "For sure"

 

I'm full.

 

"hello officer how are you doing tonight? What's that? Yes Sir what your smelling is my amazing homegrown Mary Jane. Please come in and check out my garden! Help yourself to a few!"

 

Fuck smoking keif. Resin is where its at

 

i hate that color

 

i hate crystals

 

I've given someone a pipe and grinder :/