'no pizza for me'- said no stoner ever 'this sucks, let's go to the gym instead'- said no stoner ever
Sure, I'd love to smoke all my weed with you mooching fuckbags No, don't worry about matching You're buying pizza? Naa I don't want any
"I am in my apartment by myself? Definitely not going to masturbate" or "I love this song but it sounds terrible high".
"I'm not going to jack off while high anymore" Said no stoner ever I'm going to do exactly that, no shame bitches!