My boss... "Do you smoke marijuana"? Me: why yes as a matter of fact I do. Im high right now and plan on smoking more on break. Why do you ask? You tryna match?
"I really wish they would make MMJ cards a lot harder to qualify for." Said no stoner ever (especially if they lived in California).
I can't stand it when my friend always wants to split buys but only wants a gram, I tell him every time buying a gram at a time is a waste of time and money, and pisses dealers off
Yeah man bagging a gram to a dealer is a chore, I'm the same ill just get a half n get him the g off that.
"Damn i need to start getting into smoking more brickweed" "Oh yeah u can smoke the rest of my bud ill just pay for another ounce" "We are not watching tv we are going to sit here and do nothing" "Bro i am to high i should stop smoking weed" Said no stoner ever Smoke weed everyday
"I`ll just put my poor/lame shit away, as you only ever appear when you have none, help yourself to my finest hidden stash." Said no stoner. Ever!
"There's no way scooby and shaggy were stoners" "I wish people were more ignorant about weed" "Every time I smoke weed I feel like beating my wife"