said No Stoner Ever

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  1. No stoner ever said
     
    1 I want to join the DEA 
     
    2 I hope the cops find my garden
     
    3 hope I get busted 
     
    4 I need to weaker  weed man
     
    5 let's get hopped up on some of( THE POT)
     
    6 no weed for me I'm just drinking tonight 

     
  2. #262 CannaGen, Sep 19, 2014
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    "Hey guys, let's get ripped and watch the nightly news"
     
    "Dude, wtf?? You sold me weed with no seeds!"
     
    "I got a major case of the munchies, hand me a carrot"
     
  3. "Check out my Bic collection"
     
    "No TV right now, I feel like reading"
     
    "I've never smoked the wrong end and burnt my lips"
     
    "Chuck Norris, pffffff"
     
  4. dude, you have never done this????
     
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NikZiqhnRNI
     
  5. lol that was one of my favorite shows!
     
  6. We can stop smoking now, we can't get any higher.

    I don't want to get too high, just blow it in my face.

    I love it when I can't get the damn smell out of the fabric in my car

    I'm defiantly not gonna jerk off this time

    Don't let me hold this in my lungs to long


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  7. "let's smoke the rest of this later"
     
  8. "Stop selling me that dank!"
     
  9. "I'm not even hungry" said no stoner ever.
     
  10. "I love that last ashy hit" snse
    "Transformers are lame" snse
    "I love public places and chatty sober people when I'm stoned out of my mind" snse
     
  11. "I remember exactly what went on yesterday" Said no stoner ever....
     
  12. No I can't get high I have stuff to do today


    I'm way to drunk to taste this chicken
     
  13. "You can keep chiefing" said no stoner ever


    And 420
     
  14. That last one made me say "wait...whaaaat?"


    And 420
     
  15. "I quit smoking weed because anti-drug corporations have opened my eyes to its dangers," said no stoner ever.
     
     
  16. "Can I get an ounce at the same rate as my eighths" said no stoner ever.
     
  17. You can roll yourself a heap of joints from my stash, go for it...  - said no stoner ever
     
  18. Does this look like an 1/8?


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  19.  
    Not true, they are lame.  :eek:
     
  20. Blasphemy, although you are entitled to your own opinion, you my good sir are lame. Lol



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