said No Stoner Ever

Dude alcohol is so much better than weed

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Another blunt? No thanks im already high.


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I dont have any air freshener

 

"Man, what is that smell? Did you step on a skunk or something?"
"Hey, can you give me something a little less potent, please?"
"Hey, lets call the Feds!"  Said no stoners ever.

 

"I'm not gonna smoke a bowl of the stuff I just got as soon as I get home"

"I hate it my bag gets weighed over"

"Damn, I wish I had to get up to order pizza"

 

To be fair, I don't know a whole lot of men who have EVER said this, lol.

 

"Wtf am I gonna do with all this weed?"

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Let's have a push up contest...then study math for 3 hours and eat a veggie burger with turkey bacon...said no stoner ever.


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I can't stand all this free weed. 

 

"wtf you doing tossing the stems man that's the best part!"



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I could really go for a tall glass of cold bong water right now!


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I think i shit myself.

 

Have said this actually. Didn't actually shit myself tho... Just a really wet fart


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Now turn off your huge super HD screen and let's go for a run!

 

After we run we can have an ice cold glass of sand..

guod

 

I can't wait to go home and beat the shit out of my wife !

 

Weed should be illegal --- said no stoner EVER ( I hope )

 

Don't pass me the jay said no stoner ever


-RedEyeDJayy

 

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