Slowest car you've ever driven

Discussion in 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles' started by Kingjacobo, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. #21 Jumbo, Apr 28, 2013
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    nah i meant it had been beat on for over 100k, i actually mean 200k when i typed that but i was fucked up, shit had like 240k and had been beaten on the entire time while driven as a rental and then as a drivers ed piece of shit.

    when i was using it the entire interior was fucked, idk how they even had that shit on the road for a drivers ed class you paid for, shit wasn't safe. taped on mirrors on both sides. was the biggest shit box, and image being in a car with dumb bitches trying to merch on the highway for their first time when they cant even make a turn in a residential 30mph zone.... in a car that got to 60 in what felt like 20 seconds lol, while on a short ramp.


    never said 100k was alot, most of the vehicles ive driven had over 100k....
     
  2. Haha well thanks for correcting yourself, and while you never specifically said that 100k was a lot your typo implied that it was a lot, just like if you had put 200k like you meant to you would have been saying 200k was a lot which it is.
     
  3. 1996 Ford Mustang V6, it felt like it was gonna roll backwards going up hill...i had a 94 Saturn twin cam at the time too and it'd blow that ford's doors off
     
  4. my bmw has 375k or so on it.
     
  5. 96 tahoe two door with a diesel in it. my car isnt all that quick either(03 tdi). drove an 83 mb 300d that was pretty slow too.
     
  6. probably my friends 2000 grand Cherokee with the 4.0

    pretty fucking slow haha
     
  7. Slowest top speed: 1991 Geo Metro

    Slowest Zero to Sixty: 1995 Toyota Land Cruiser
     
  8. An 82' Lada Riva. Don't know if they ever made it to the US.
    It was painfully slow. Don't even think it could get to 60. :(
     
  9. 1968 Cortina. Partied the shit outta that car, though.
     
  10. Things manufactured in the Soviet Union tended to not make it over here.
     

  11. You didn't miss much...;)
     
  12. The slowest car I ever had was a Suzuki Samari 4WD. The 4wd worked good, but that car couldn't pass an old Volkswagen Beatle.

    The Pumpkin Man

     
  13. 89 oldsmobile, ahh those seats where so fucking comfy was like a couch
     
  14. Definetly my old civic. Worst. Car. Ever.
     
  15. Toyota Yaris. It was my driving instructors car, it was slow and the engine had so many squeaks and ticks.
     
  16. 93 Ford Escort. Slow as hell but it got great gas milage and you couldnt kill it.
     
  17. My slowest car was my ford aspire. a 1.3 60ish hp single cam. 5 speed made it bearable but you had to have it above 4k to be having fun.
     

  18. Slowest car for me ...was the cursed British Mini 850cc, but after a week I found it fun and nippy as hell...cheapest 'car' ever on gas, I got a lawn mower with a bigger engine ...lol
     
  19. It's funny how some of the shittyest cars we owned can bring back fond memories. That Datsun 1200 was the car that I took my first driving test on, and it was also the car where I learned to drive manual trans. In fact, manual trans is what I learned on.

    My younger sister had an 89 Escourt. Before she even had it a year, she was already having front end issues. Sorry to say, but the Escourt was not one of Ford's better efforts.

    The Pumpkin Man

     
  20. I second this. I would have been lucky to get her over 85 in a hurricane.
     

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