i want to say im not racist in the slightest bit, i just know these are funny... unless you are jewish... how many jews can you fit in a VW? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 10,000 in the ashtray... why do jews wear yamicas? so you dont burn your hand when you take em outta the oven how was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny... whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream in the oven why do jews have big noses? air is free why do jews wander in the desert for 40 days? someone lost a quarter