This one time back in high school, me and some friends got baked af and went to grab some munchies at Burger King. We were standing in line, behind this other group of people. One of them was a lady, pretty average in comparison to looks. Well, you know those big lit signs advertising the burgers and dessert specials they have right below the cashier? I started zoning out and kept staring at it. My friend comes up to me and is like, you checking her ass out? To someone who is looking at me, it looked like I was staring at this chicks ass the whole time waiting to order. I started cracking up, as well as my friends once they knew I was staring at the double stacks they had advertised on that sign. I don't think the lady was aware, but I'm pretty sure one of the guys she was with saw me. Lol.
Hahaha. You subconsciously wanted to drink her milkshake man!
Thanks for posting your story. Next time I get caught, I'll pretend I'm looking at something else. "Holy cow! This tile floor looks amazing."