High and I see a fkin turkey

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Jerzeslugga, Mar 16, 2013.

  1. So i go for a run and a doob and in my backyard i turn around and see a fuckin turkeh I think. Im fuckin bugged out lmao
     

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  2. Dude, i have seen two turkeys in the little city i live in! just walkin round like nothin
     
  3. I saw a chicken on my way to pick up once.
     
  4. I see turkeys all the time. Sometimes it's kind of nerve wracking going out to my car if there is a big flock of them standing around. Like when you know you're vastly outnumbered and just hope they let you walk by.
     
  5. Gooble Gooble bitch! You better be careful though if you're going to hunt one cause turkeys got cousins and you know family stick together like table gum.

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  6. I saw a turkey here in Australia once, not too far from my house... We don't have turkeys here! It also happened to be while I was walking home smoking a joint. First turkey I've ever seen in my 20 years of living here lol!
     
  7. i know where you live
    lol
     
  8. I wake up to the fields across from and next to my house filled with turkeys everyday, they also like my back yard and pissing off my dog. Way overpopulated
     
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  10. I don't see it
     
  11. I saw a turkey once in the middle of a 3-way intersection.

    He was jusy chillin and walking in between cars. The cars had to keep stopping for the suicidal turkey
     
  12. I saw a fuckin snake once just casually slithering on the sidewalk. It was pretty big too, I nearly shit my pants.
     
  13. #13 Royksopp, Mar 16, 2013
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    I would have lost it laughing lol.


    I see chickens and roosters around sometimes I'm always like :confused:


    The funniest scenario was when I was in 10th grade and was walking to class and saw a chicken in a hallway I was passing by...I was so confused....because I was thinking "am I the only one that sees this chicken walking around?!" no one was even noticing it. Then some Asian kid came and grabbed the chicken and walked away with it. Til this day I have not been able to resolve that mystery.
     
  14. He traded the chicken for a cat
     
  15. Man, I've been seeing so many turkeys around lately...
     
  16. #16 Blu3B3rryKush, Dec 19, 2014
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    I shot thanksgiving dinner myself this year....
    Edit- yup that's a turkey.. Why didn't you take advantage of a free meal?

    If a turkey, rabbit, deer, elk, moose, squirrel. Whatever walks through my yard either gets eaten within that night or put in the freezer for later use depending on the size of the game.

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  17. Why didnt you wring its neck?

    Save yourself or you're mum a few quid

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  18. Be careful OP. Turkeys are carnivores, and if there's several together they will probably attack you and eat you.
     
  19. Could be a quail or a peacock. I cant tell because you were miles away from the bird when you took the pic
     
  20. thats not a turkey.  (was not)
     

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