That's insane, I would probably do your laundry or something if you were super busy and really needed me too, I would get it done I might have someone else clean them but I would get it done. I would expect something in return (not sexual) but I would expect you to at least smoke with me or something. Lol that's crazy that you don't know anyone that would do your laundry. I'm not offering to actually do your laundry but if I knew you personally I would.
Well, technically a "Doctor" said they were crabs. But then I looked it up on yahoo answers and it said crabs don't fly, so I'm pretty sure they're fairies
No, man. I am the same way. I am too fuckin' nice. I do nice shit for people all the time, people who don't even deserve it. But I would never even consider letting someone do my laundry unless it was like ... my man or my mom. That's nice of you, though. Except you've never done laundry, so I would probably be better off doing my own.ol
So i'm outside have a smoke while i'm pissing in the alley and suddenly my mouth fails me and my cigarette does a belly flop into my puddle of urine. fml.
Oh, hell no. That's out if the question. Ha. Time for this lady to say good night. Thanks for hanging out blades, it's been real.