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going to strip club for first time


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#21
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In my personal experience, it's highly frowned upon to take out your dick and run around in circles jerking off while singing U Can't Touch This.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5X5zh00rdg]MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Lyrics) Not Muted! - YouTube[/ame]

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Strippers love proper punctuation as well. They give free lap dances when you use proper punctuation.

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I been at this one place im not sure what to call it, its basically $40 to get in, its in some town house, where the girls are walking around and the dudes (mostly businessmen) are cohabitating with them. A bunch of sofas and an ATM (that rapes in price) and bar, but no strip poles what so ever, (suspect whorehouse?) but anyway that was the dopest spot, they had the baddest girls. I kept hitting on this one spanish girl asking what 60 will get me, and she kept saying 3 lap dances, and i kept insisting there has got to be something else i really wanted head or a old fashion. anyway some cute black chic grabbed my arm and took me to the back for a 2 song dance, she was cool with touching, but i won't bore u with details. And as soon as i paid her 25 i sit on the couch after ordering a 10 dollar rape beer. guess who comes along for my 60 dollar offer for the back room, i said what will 25 get me. she said 1 dance, i said naw im good thanks and she scoffs and walks away. and thats my $75 dollar good ass night

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Whats it like are they really naked how do you get a lap dance


No, they're not nekkid...

and they have razor vaginas. buyer beware

but seriously... for $20 you will most likely get a lap dance, and will most likely be offered to fuck them for a little more money. A lot of strip clubs are just underground prostitution joints

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Lapdances are usually pretty expensive, so are the drinks. Be prepared to drop serious cash if you wanna have a good other than sitting by the stage.

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No, they're not nekkid...

and they have razor vaginas. buyer beware


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In my personal experience, it's highly frowned upon to take out your dick and run around in circles jerking off while singing U Can't Touch This.

MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Lyrics) Not Muted! - YouTube


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bro just get all up in her ear and whisper

"ever done ghb?"

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Fucking D.C. has a city ordinance that prohibits touching (and, therefore, prohibits lap dances)—sometimes I hate this city.

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I have a very low opinion of strip clubs.....don't give anybody your debit or credit card...and don't be talked into going into a "private" room....


Not everyone is too shy to be alone with a stripper haha

Fucking D.C. has a city ordinance that prohibits touching (and, therefore, prohibits lap dances)—sometimes I hate this city.


It's ok man, everybody hates DC.

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Fucking D.C. has a city ordinance that prohibits touching (and, therefore, prohibits lap dances)—sometimes I hate this city.


Maybe get a prostitute instead. backpage ftw.

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1. Do not bring more money than you intend to spend, you will spend it all.
2. Drink before you go, not all strip clubs serve alcohol and if they do expect usual bs bar prices.
3. Don't sit at the very front of the stage if you're not going to throw any ones. Find a table in the back. You will still see the T&A just fine.
4. Most importantly....SHE DOES NOT LIKE YOU THIS IS HER JOB.

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I've never been able to bring myself to go to a strip club even when friends offered to take me. Just always seemed really trashy. This thread's got me curious though.

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never been to a strip club, kinda freaks me out
id probably rather get a hooker

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I've never been able to bring myself to go to a strip club even when friends offered to take me. Just always seemed really trashy. This thread's got me curious though.


I find this comment hilarious coming from someone wearing the persona of J-Roc. too trashy for Jamie, thats somehting

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Maybe get a prostitute instead. backpage ftw.


I'm hardly desperate for sex, I just think it's bullshit that I can't go to a strip club and enjoy a lap dance.

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I've never been able to bring myself to go to a strip club even when friends offered to take me. Just always seemed really trashy. This thread's got me curious though.


I'd say 9 out of 10 in my area are real shitholes, barely more than creepy plywood shacks and the pussy smells like urine. Have to drive a good 45-60 miles to a classy or wild place. Oil wrestling, pornstars, crowds, naked girls doing crazy shit just for the cheers. RI has some wild clubs, NY has some classy lounges, prefer the wild ones myself.

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Don't spend all or most of your money on one girl.

It makes your visit to the strip club even more sad.

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Fucking D.C. has a city ordinance that prohibits touching (and, therefore, prohibits lap dances)—sometimes I hate this city.


Go to Maryland strip clubs.

Topless lap dances allowed. (unless the laws have changed)

and they're only 20-30 minutes away.




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