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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:21 AM

I got a blue 12 inch bong yesterday and I wanna think of a clever name for it but I wanna see what you clever stoners have to say. ;)

I named the last blue bong Obelisk, the Tormenter for all you Yu-Gi-Oh fans out there.
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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:41 AM

Bump.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 06:42 AM

Ole blue us the name of mine... But something clever? Yeah I got nothin

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 07:47 AM

Uhh rolls right off the tongue. I like bongzy

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 08:25 AM

BBilly bong thortan. Barrock obonga .

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 08:32 AM

I name all of my pieces after nuclear weapons tests. My 12" SYN is "Trinity" (the United States' first atomic test) and my Stemline is "Argus" (the first atomic test carried out in space).

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 08:35 AM

My 8 arm dome perc bongs name is octochron

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:19 AM

bong.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:23 AM

Jack The Ripper.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:24 AM

The hand of god

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:26 AM

Post pics

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:30 AM

I really like Jack the Ripper and The Hand of God. I can't post pics, I'm letting my friend hold it til I get off probation in 11 days. haha

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:34 AM

I really like Jack the Ripper and The Hand of God. I can't post pics, I'm letting my friend hold it til I get off probation in 11 days. haha


Thanks ^.^
I don't personally own a bong yet (living with parents)

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:43 AM

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:45 AM

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:45 AM

Da flowah munchah.
Suck on this!
In yo face!
The dabbler gobbler.
Daddy's alone time vase.
The big boy penis pump.
Cotton candy.
The Green-mobile... "Quick Robin, let's hop in the Green mobile... but Batman we never do shit when we ride the Green mobile, I thought we had shit to do man... Naw fuck that Robin, I'm on break today, they can solve their own damn problems for once... Wait, ummmm, do we ever do anything Batman? I dunno Robin. Batman... ummm... why the fuck are we wearing costumes? Because weed is awesome. We aren't super heros are we? Shut the fuck up and rip that bong already, you haven't passed it for, like... five minutes."
The milk man.
Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams.
The food enhancer.
Instant boredom cure.
The chubby chaser.
The rantmaster.
The MTV addict.
Let's get mary wet.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:56 AM

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 10:16 AM

Richard. Richard Bong - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Besides that, I try to name them after things that have personal meanings. My Mobius 60t Stereo Matrix is called "Moweebius" due to my friend pronouncing Mobius Strike(Guild Wars skill name) as such.

It's much more entertaining and creative to name them without using any 420-related subjects. At least to me.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 10:22 AM

Da flowah munchah.
Suck on this!
In yo face!
The dabbler gobbler.
Daddy's alone time vase.
The big boy penis pump.
Cotton candy.
The Green-mobile... "Quick Robin, let's hop in the Green mobile... but Batman we never do shit when we ride the Green mobile, I thought we had shit to do man... Naw fuck that Robin, I'm on break today, they can solve their own damn problems for once... Wait, ummmm, do we ever do anything Batman? I dunno Robin. Batman... ummm... why the fuck are we wearing costumes? Because weed is awesome. We aren't super heros are we? Shut the fuck up and rip that bong already, you haven't passed it for, like... five minutes."
The milk man.
Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams.
The food enhancer.
Instant boredom cure.
The chubby chaser.
The rantmaster.
The MTV addict.
Let's get mary wet.


The milk man it is. That one was really clever thanks for the name!

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 10:26 AM

I call mine "bong"




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