The official "I'm Broke" thread

Discussion in 'Fashion & Lifestyle Trends' started by j-mf-s, Mar 2, 2013.

  1. Well, who's with me? Just ran out of student aid today. Card got declined unexpectedly. I thought I had about $325 left, but some purchases must not have gone through. Bummer! No taking the girlfriend out for awhile, I guess. No job, as I'm a part time personal chef that hasn't gotten but about 10% of the promised gigs from my only client. Still taking class full time, so I'm a busy guy... No car either. Bleh.
     
  2. Lol same situation.

    Sent from above
     
  3. Being broke is the worst! Currently paying off the remainder of a fraudulent check from my bank account.....struggling to get hours at working....trying to save to move at the same time- and have to find money for bud note f it all! Ugh

    Buds, beaches, and bootys <3
     
  4. Luckily I have booty on the reg, but I am thinking she's kind of high maintenance... I pay for EVERYTHING, hence the broke situation. Shes loaded... Got a college trust fund and shit, but I am the one paying for it all. Kinda sucks, but I know I'm the man yada yada... Nobody wants a broke dude, I suppose.
     
  5. Cannabis makes the poor man feel rich.

    A ham sandwich suddenly taste like lobster.

    A singing in the shower sounds like a night at the opera.

    Cruising in your car is like riding your own private jet over the pacific islands.

    Yeah, God made weed for us. He's on our side.
     
  6. But yeah I stay broke.

    By the end of the month I'm on pins and needles every time my credit card is swiped.
     
  7. I was once broke.. then my tax return came.

    C.r.e.a.m.
     
  8. Flat broke and living with my parents. Shoot me now.
     
  9. Tax return not done yet. That should yield some dollars.
     
  10. Gt my tax return and I'm STILL broke lol

    Buds, beaches, and bootys <3
     
  11. Doing some anticipatory contract work writing recipes. Lets hope they want them!
     
  12. Broke til tomorrow. I get my first check from Popeye's. And even still that's going to be gone quickly because I have to purchase a phone. Granted I could get a cheap one but since I haven't had one in a while and it's my first check so I'm going to spoil myself and get what I want.

    Tonight I work so I'm just going to borrow $5 from the wife to get some brews until tomorrow.
     

  13. Join the club :p
     
  14. I love the first week of the month.

    The last week fucking sucks though.
     
  15. It's like a fiscal period.
     

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  17. What does that mean? I don't understand the facial expression.
     
  18. Broke as fuck till next Thursday :( Longest financial drought ever!
     
  19. Managed to get a Nice fat sack today after all! Gotta love payday & having a dealer that hooks ya up :)

    Buds, beaches, and bootys <3
     

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