New GC Members Be Like :

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by HighPoint 420, Feb 13, 2013.

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  1. #1661 Brother Urb, Sep 20, 2014
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  2. #1662 WaxPayne, Sep 20, 2014
    "Beware of Snoopdog" 
     
    :laughing: 
     
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  3. #1663 Sade, Sep 20, 2014
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  4. #1664 I'm Ron Burgundy?, Sep 20, 2014
    You think that's bad ? Whenever I get super stoned I find myself inexplicably standing on my head. And as if that wasn't bad enough, I'm spitting nickels out of my mouth. And my friends are all like jumping up and down and yelling..."Yo...it be like Las Vegas all up in this joint !!"
    And they won't let me stop standing on my head until they've collected enough nickels for another dime bag. Sometimes I feel as if I should just quit smoking cannabis altogether.
     
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  5. #1665 guod, Sep 20, 2014
    Hi, I just smoked some weed called mob, from a dispensary. I watched tv. for an hour before I realized the tv. wasn't even on! Is this normal?

    dilligaf
     
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  6. #1666 Grendelking, Sep 21, 2014
    So, I was smoking a join a minute awhile, and I got this black gewish tar on my lips and in my mouth, and it tastes like shit. I tried to clean it off, but it doesnt work. And it stains.. It hurts. and what is it? 
     
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  7. #1667 foolmelt, Sep 21, 2014
    Hey I'm from New Mexico and I barely began smoking a week ago I'm only 13 and I wanna know how much does weed cost here illegally for a gram etc
     
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  8. #1668 Old School Smoker, Sep 21, 2014
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    Oops I messed this one up sorry.
     
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  9. #1669 Lenny., Sep 21, 2014
    "I'm quitting weed and leaving grasscity. Bye everyone ill miss you all"

    *joined 2 days ago*
     
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  10. #1670 Old School Smoker, Sep 21, 2014
    some people try and get their foreskin back through "pulling", but that can take years.
    \nI'm wondering if stem cells could regrow a foreskin
     
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  11. #1671 Old School Smoker, Sep 21, 2014
    OMG I want some of that weed! Which dispensary?
     
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  12. #1672 I'm Ron Burgundy?, Sep 22, 2014
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    NGCMBL: I don't know where to put this but has anyone ever tried to light your pipe and use your nose to inhale the smoke?
     
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  13. #1673 Apoped, Sep 22, 2014
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    No but with good reason bc I don't have a nose soooo


    I just spread my legs, and do like a backwards fart and suck that baby in.

    Sent from my Spaceship, high as hell.
     
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  14. #1674 Apoped, Sep 22, 2014
    HAHAHA WAS THAT YOU WHO MADE TBAT ACCT?!

    Sent from my Spaceship, high as hell.
     
  15. #1675 foolmelt, Sep 22, 2014
    Haha, no. I don't even know what a "New Mexico" is, what happened to the old Mexico?
     
  16. #1676 guest/banned, Sep 22, 2014
    Do you like weed? Discuss
     
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  17. #1677 guod, Sep 22, 2014
    No, I just have it so people think I'm cool,and to piss off MA MA.

    dilligaf
     
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  18. #1678 ReturnFire333, Sep 22, 2014
    New GC members be like "Injected 500 grams of weeds into bloodstream yesterday will I pass drug test."
     
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  19. #1679 Old School Smoker, Sep 23, 2014
    There is a small field of marijuana growing directly behind my hometown's jail. 
     
  20. #1680 Old School Smoker, Sep 23, 2014
    You should compare .5 in a blunt and .5 in a joint to see which high last longer. 
     
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