I saw a grown man pissing with his pants down today

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  1. #1 SmokieMcTokie, Jan 18, 2013
    I went to take a piss today in the walmart bathroom and i saw a grown man pissing in the urinal with his pants down to his ankles......
     
  2. #2 can a bis, Jan 18, 2013
    How big was his dick?
     
  3. #3 Dr.Weed, Jan 18, 2013
    Ive seen people shit in urinals. Lifes rough get over it
     
  4. #4 spliffmuch?, Jan 18, 2013
    Ha ha that's fucked. I hate those weird awkward ass situations.

    You are forever scarred, you will always laugh about it though.
     
  5. #5 DAVlD, Jan 18, 2013
    you were at all walmart what do you expect bill gates and stephen hawking?
     
  6. #6 TheDude90, Jan 18, 2013
    Kat Williams?
     
  7. #7 Blu3B3rryKush, Jan 18, 2013
    if i want to feel better about myself, i go to walmart
     
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  8. #8 PigBenis696969, Jan 18, 2013
    I was at Old Chicago (restaurant) with a couple friends a while back and I went to the restaurant. There were 2 urinals. One was occupied by a 60-70 year old man doing a No-hander whilst pissing. He had his hands on his hips, staring straight ahead at the wall like a boss. I stayed out of his way in fear of friendly fire.
     
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  9. #9 Tastytrichomes, Jan 18, 2013
    i hate when people take a piss in a stall with the door open, especially if the stall is around a corner. it's like i'll walk closer to it, expecting it not to be occupied, and then some guy is fully expressive about taking a piss in there
     
  10. #10 ebola weed, Jan 18, 2013
    Lol I used to drop trow like that while I was in high school. So many people would walk in turn around. I wasnt very mature. still not very mature either.
     
  11. #11 A.R.C., Jan 18, 2013
    I use to work at the big W. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
     
  12. #12 SmokieMcTokie, Jan 18, 2013

    hahahaha thats some funny shit man i would geek if i saw that at my school
     
  13. #13 Saca La, Jan 18, 2013
    ive seen this before also. But usually its a little kids lol
     
  14. #14 SamTaylor1973, Jan 18, 2013
    i have nothing to say other than, hahahah lmao.
     
  15. #15 LemonHead24, Jan 18, 2013
    yeh WTF isit with these guys that do this? its not a regular thing but ive seen guy like this before in the toilets like dafuqqqqqq, one time i walked into the public bathrooms and this guy is standing there wit his ass on full display like errtugghhhh nahh
     
  16. #16 midnittoke, Jan 18, 2013
    Holy shit.. I had a friend who thought it was funny to do this and imitate Butters off of South Park! He was doing this one day when the superintendent walked in.. The look on both their faces was priceless. He literally went ghost white, pulled his pants up, flushed the urinal and walked out with his head down and would not make eye contact with anyone. I got scolded for continuously laughing the whole time. That was some funny shit
     
  17. #17 Omega369, Jan 18, 2013
    Maybe Stephen Hawkings as a door greeter

    Omega369 :wave:
     
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  18. #18 ototl, Jan 18, 2013
    Pants down is better than the alternative.
     
  19. #19 ScrappyDoo, Jan 18, 2013
    This is the best thread I've read in awhile.
     
  20. #20 Finger My Urethra, Jan 18, 2013
    I don't really want to write out the whole joke but basically i do this joke about how im wandering around at midnight and see this huge fountain, and then see this homeless dude drop his pants and dip his balls into the fountain, without getting any other part of his body wet.

    Homeless voodoo shit. He was drinking ketchup before hand.
     
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