Things you can say about weed, but not your boy/girl friend

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Oathkeeper, Jan 1, 2013.

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  1. #41 WakenBaker59, Jan 17, 2013
    [quote name='"Mire"']My moms was better[/quote]
    Absolute win. Lost my shit when I read that
     
  2. #42 SidelineHero, Jan 17, 2013
    You make me feel like a million bucks!
     
  3. #43 252Clouds, Jan 19, 2013
    I can't wait to burn you
     
  4. #44 antoniown, Jan 21, 2013
    You make me feel so good
     
  5. #45 juicemaineMAN, Jan 22, 2013
    why do you cost so much???
     
  6. #46 Rerun, Jan 22, 2013
    Is never a buzz-kill...
     
  7. #47 Technocity, Jan 22, 2013
    "I come inside and then I fucking rip it till there is nothing left"
    "ewwww its all moldy, fuck that"
    "Yo that shit is still wet... WTF?"
    "Why'd you break my Sherlock, homes?"
    "No more I'm way to high"

    read into those as much as you like because they are definitely more dirty than you are thinking.
     
  8. #48 RedEyesHigh420, Jan 28, 2013
    "I love you" <3
    :smoking:
     
  9. #49 Enjoying It, Jan 28, 2013
    "I'm going to cover you in peanut butter and throw you in the oven"
     
  10. #50 cstekk, Jan 28, 2013
    Hahahahaha I can't stop laughing at this one
     
  11. #51 cstekk, Jan 28, 2013
    "I couldn't stop coughing when it hit the back of my throat"

    Although I guess the ladies can say this one.
     
  12. #52 pineconeplace, Jan 28, 2013
    You smell like skunk, awesome!
     
  13. #53 TheMightyKush, Jan 28, 2013
    Your real
     
  14. #54 CrowClaw, Jan 31, 2013
    Never says no to a sesh
     
  15. #55 StalinApproves, Jan 31, 2013
    Im going to hit this bitch repeatedly.
     
  16. #56 CookedGreen420, Feb 4, 2013
    You always make me happy
     
  17. #57 OG Yoda, Feb 6, 2013
    Next imma hit your sister
     
  18. #58 Zera, Feb 6, 2013
    Well, now I have a girl, but she's far away, so...

    I can have you as soon as I wake up in the morning.
    You're so close I can smell it.


    I'm so forever alone. Why can't I ever fall for someone in a city that I actually live in? Why I always meet lovers on vacation?
     
  19. #59 Oathkeeper, Feb 7, 2013
    I'll start coughing if I suck on you too quickly
     
  20. #60 Toastin', Jul 3, 2014
    I love when you get all sticky 
     
    Wait....
     
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