Things you can say about weed, but not your boy/girl friend

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Oathkeeper, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. I wish you were purple
     
  2. what a great session
     
  3. Damn you stink!
     
  4. Damn baby how you stank so good?
     
  5. I'm so glad you only cost me $20!!
     
  6. I love you. Lol
     
  7. I just said that right before you.
     
  8. You smell like a skunk!
     
  9. So when you gonna let me hit that?
     
  10. You can say it to a girl if you have #swag
     
  11. I'm going to cook you...very slowly
     
  12. I will never use drugs over you
     
  13. My moms was better
     
  14. This bitch is loud!
     
  15. This bitch is dank
     
  16. I want to rub my dick all over u
     
  17. That's sounds..... Uncomfortable
     
  18. I'm making the queef into hash now... oh wait...
     
  19. I dont like you when youre moist.
     
  20. Damm your so sticky
     

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