Got the idea from a friend who is currently high as hell watching 'Whose Line Is It Anyway'. To make it easier, anything related to weed is fair game (pipes, plants, etc.) Those are some fat nugs you got there
I would like to break you up, put you in a bowl and roast you until you are nothing but ashes, and breathe in all your delicious smoke
I love how you can make me feel so good without me having to go through an hour of foreplay with you first
I watched you grow from a seed, now your glistening with resin protruding your stench all over my room. Your scent always brings me good memories and with you I will have many more. You wait hand and foot on me and never complain. If you had a pussy I would be in love, and of course fuck you.
I'm going to grind you till your nice and loose then pass you around to all my friends letting them hit that till we're satisfied. Only then after you are all used up and worthless we'll dump you outside.