Most annoying person you've smoked with?

These two annoying female feins always know when I get bud and they ask me to smoke them up. I've never avoided someone as much as I avoid these people. Doesn't help that I have to get a good majority of my bud from them cause this town is shit

 

yes. everytime my sister's 16 year old friends come over to smoke.

 

yea, our friend "OG". typical fratty tool, used to chill with us in high school. one of those guys who calls everyone by nicknames that no one else actually uses. i wont smoke with him anymore.

 

I smoke with this one kid I've known since middle school. We've only been smoking together for the last year or so. He's cool and all but he is such an idiot when it comes to bud. He's one of those smokers that think he is the iatola of smokers. He knows everything about smoking, nobody can teach him anything, he always knows best. But the worst part is everything he says is stupidly inaccurate, its like he just has to disagree with you or something. For example, he says blunts that start to unravel while youre smoking them are best because that means whoever rolled it didnt use too much spit. Like, wtf? A blunt unravelling cannot be good in anyway. He also thinks blunts are the best way to smoke, better than bongs or anything else, and that blunts "get you higher" than a bong or bubbler or anything else. Just a total clown really

 

maaaan this dude i was smoking with went from straight to gay in about 2 hits. it was weird and i dont have anything against gay people. it was just weird... and he got like incredibly hyper and wouldnt stop talking!!! weed had like an inverse effect on him....
either him or any of the millions of people atticus was talking about

 

Yeah, I've definitely run into several cats who make the toking session seem like torture. My nephew used to come over when he was younger and after 2-3 hits, get uncontrollable laughter...like some little girl.
He would also go to take a bong rip and blow into the damn thing...sending the weed across the room. I'd have to cut him off constantly...he became such a pain-in-the-ass!!

 

Theres this one time that I won't forget. This guy invited me over to his apartment. Our deal was he paid for the munchies and I smoked him out. Everything was going fine, we were playing some weird ass trippy game on his 360 when all of a sudden he grabbed my crotch and began rubbing it. I'm a straight guy and I am completely ok with homosexuality but that was sexual harassment. Told him to fuck off, never filed charges obviously. Haven't spoken with him ever since.

 

this one guy me and a friend smoked with, he was like a mutual friend of both of ours. anyway i said yeah ill organize the sesh, i got him to pay for it and he gave me $20 worth of coins, i was like wtf i cant pay my dealer with this but i did anyway.

then at the sesh at his house, we smoked in his backyard then went inside to watch some tv, me and my other friend were hungry and started raiding his food cabinet and hes like YOU CANT EAT ANYTHING. im like man its ur duty to provide us with food.

so because he was being a douchebag, we made him drink the bong water. then he kicked us out of his house at like 3am and said we couldnt stay there.

 

There was guy in my dorm freshman year that had the same deal. Super low tolerance even though he smoked every other day, if not more. One hit and he would become hysterical, which was funny because he was a pretty big dude; a rugby player who was 6ft and 200+lbs.

 

I'd be frightened

 

When I was like 14 I smoked with this dude who was a fucking poser. He always tried to act like smoking was some kind of sacred ritual and would be obsessive about always passing the shit clockwise.

I havent smoked with many annoying smokers though.

 

Sorry man, it looks like you would have been the inconsiderate one in this scenario. Look at what I bolded, that guy was totally doing you guys a solid and you were kind of an immature ***-hat to him.



I bet he's gonna post the same story in this thread about you.
(Don't know you, might be a cool guy.)

 

hahahahahha i still found it funny that he drank the bong water, he was like mmmm tastes nice.

 

A friend was dropping some off, brought over his friends Manny and Ross. We chilled for a while, had a good sesh. I had a couple candles sitting on the coffee table where the wick was like under the wax. This kid Ross goes into my kitchen and grabs a butter knife saying he's gonna fix them for me. I was a little weirded out but I let him do it. 2 hours later when they leave, I look at the coffee table and there's hundreds of chunks of red and blue wax everywhere, on the couches, carpet, you name it. I look in the candles and it looks like someone threw a grenade in there.

A few months prior to this the kid brought a fuckin bongo drum and was playing it all night. Haha never smoking with him again

 

The "homie".... never corners the bowl and is a judgemental asshole with no logical judgement most of the time.

 

Anybody who is into smoking lots of weed when they only bring a little.

It's like when you go to a party and a dude says "Man, what a sausage fest!"

Like if you wanna have a good time bring your own shit, god that's annoying.

 

haha my old homie, he was funny as hell to blaze and chill with until he started doing unmentionables, and then he would always be like ''fight me pussy'' and push people around. He moved far away though so no more of him

 

Sam Martin.

 

I was about to post a reply, but I saw yours, so I'll just thank you for doing the work for me.

lol.. Organize a session.. Minors arent allowed here, mang.