[quote name='"Sacerdotal"']does shit stick on your cock?[/quote] no, you gotta be prepared you can't just stick it in her pooper and expect it to be clean. your girl should know if its clean enough or not...and if not, i guess you just find out.
I've tried anal but it couldn't go in. Tried to finger her and had some shitty smell on my finger. Was pretty surprised lol .
The same way you clean the rest of your body. A removable shower head with a higher pressured concentrated stream can be put to good use 'down there'. Proper diet, and using the restroom before hand will clean out the system. Do this, then shower and you will be very clean. If your girl had a shitty ass, I don't know how you can enjoy her vajinn. I would think her hygiene would be compromised. Also, I have no idea.
I remember a story another blade told about when he tried anal with his girl, he pulled his dick out and there was a piece of corn on the tip
[quote name='"Led Zepp"']I remember a story another blade told about when he tried anal with his girl, he pulled his dick out and there was a piece of corn on the tip [/quote] omg… SURPRISE!
I'm just poking some fun, because you can't really clean your ass enough to stop the "shit dick" syndrome unless you stick your shower head up your ass, or douche out your Hershey highway. Your safest bet, for all of those who aren't doing porn, and don't want to sit on the vinegar bottle before some ass play, is to NOT serve up your asshole if you know you have a turtle nose in there.......I'm laughing my ass off right now. Perhaps we can hear from the gay dudes out there on the forum, what say you ??? We'll have this whole liberal love fest discussion where the gays can help guys get more ass sex outta their old ladies, who knows, some guys might end up switching to the turtle team fulltime.......strength in numbers.
You can open up your ass with a little dildo play in the shower, and allow water up there. I'm a guy by the way. Never had an issue with it.
True enough, but if I had to drag a shower around for every time I wanted to jam a chick in the ass, that would suck....however, it could be a great way to meet chicks who like getting drilled in the ass. Kind of like one of those secret handshakes that the masons use.
normally mine before sex she take a bottle of warm water and with a tube she put the water in her ass and shit it out she dose it few times and then you can go without shit problems hope this helped you