Monkeys grow tip #1

Discussion in 'Growing Marijuana Outdoors' started by 5_Assed_Monkey, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. I love grow tips and im not talkin about the 2 foot 1 at the top of your fav plant :hello: so i decided to start my own grow tip journal...

    grow tip #1 = this is for outdoor growers who plan to grow in your new found successful area next year ,this year when your plants have finished and your harvested all the goodys, remember, dont leave anything behind, plastic,coke cans, cig butts, buckets,pots, pull your plant so theres no stalk left there, cover the old used hole with dirt,leaves etc make it look as if none has ever been there, i personally have found cut off stalks and know immediatly what it was on sight, and if i were a ripper i'd be making my way back there next year for an easy harvest... dont make this mistake...holla peace

    Monkey
     
  2. Oh shit I've got a mess to clean....
     
  3. SO you mean when I vist my girls its not a good idea to leave cig butts lying around everywhere and since I Always get Mc.D's when I go in, I shouldent leave all my garbage lying around all over the place???

    I have a question. When I walk to my patch I usally bring my machette and cut a path leading to the plants. Is this a good or bad idea? I also make sure to stomp down as much grass as possibly so it is easier for me to get to the patch the next time I come. Its that good stuff to do, oh guru of weed advice?:confused:
     

  4. Do I perchance detect a touch of sarcasm here??
     
  5. Hey he was just trying to give a tip to people, theres no need to be redicuously sarcastic like that. It's also not bad advice, so why make fun?

    - Vince
     
  6. Thats great advice my dad found my spot earlier because i left my watering can thingy luckly i didnt have anything growing.
     
  7. lol what a smart ass, but anyways i say this even though its very obvious to most ppl, but not everyone thinks of these things, like i said i have personally seen the remains of grows and upon first sight i immediatly knew what it was and what went on.and i'd hate to see some guy work all yr long thinking of what a great harvest he will have to have some shit head come along and grab it up the day before they harvest....

    to the smart ass up above.. i normally am a calm collected person , but i would like to give just 1 rant if i may.....you fukin stupid ass alot of first time growers come here to get advice on growing , whether it be how to germ a seed or how to keep from going to prison for 10 god dam years, so i find it helpful to fill them in on as much about growing mj as possible , everything about growing mj is not about the plant itself, 90% of it is location,camo,preparation,soils, rippers, being spotted going to and fro the plot, how to get your shit home after harvest etc. so dont be a wise ass and make stupid fukin comments that are nonproductive to the cause, and the cause being to overgrow the god dam gov and grow as much mj as possible so eventually they will see that its a lost cause and give up, so i suggest that if you have nothing to bring to the conversation that will help a brother grower , how about you shut the fuck up....

    p.s plz forgive me for my rant but i felt it needed to be said, admin you may delete this post if you feel its out of line..
    thanks
    Monkey [ busted 1992]:rolleyes:
     
  8. Much ado about nothing.
     
  9. who wants some carrot cake?
     

  10. i fuckin love carrot cake!
     
  11. ill trade you my carrot cake for a slice of kiwi lime cake anyday..
     
  12. Haha lol its supposed to be... Who wants some cup cakes?
     

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