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Drug test for the Major Marijuana user.

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Zoxopirezox, Aug 5, 2012.

  1. #1 Zoxopirezox, Aug 5, 2012
    I've done my research on how to pass a drug test and have seen about 100 myths that don't work, I consider myself pretty educated in the marijuana world. Most of these, "OMG I HAVE A DRUG TEST COMING UP!!!!" are little bitches and mention the fact that they have had like '1-3 hits' about 3 weeks ago. Those kids shouldn't even be asking. Anyways, this is a drug test for a real marijuana smoker.

    I've smoked everyday for the past 8 months and have smoked for years. For the last 2 months I was smoking at least a gram a day, so at that point you could probably smoke my fat cells and get baked from all the THC. I'm unfortunately 13 days sober and have a drug test any day now. I am 5' 7" (169cm) tall, and I weigh about 135, my body fat percentage is between 10-15%. I have a hell of a metabolism (I can eat 2 tubs of ice cream and not gain a pound.) And I move around, so I'm not just a bum watching the tube all day. I've drank a decent amount of water for the past couple days in hope that it'll help. The soonest my drug test will be is Wednesday, that will have left me sober for 16 days. Note, this is a home drug test but I can't bullshit it with someone else's piss and I'm not blowing my money on a detox kit that might not work. If you have any tips tell me, if you think I'm already all set to go, tell me.

    Thanks!

    Oh and I'll be sure to post my results.
     
  2. #2 Stellababeyy, Aug 5, 2012
    I don't know much but I had a friend who was sober for about 2 weeks before his drug test so he started drinking alot of water and running a shit ton everyday because if you sweat traces of THC will be out of your system faster and he ended up passing his drug test
     
  3. #3 CaliBudE, Aug 6, 2012
    [quote name='"Zoxopirezox"']I've done my research on how to pass a drug test and have seen about 100 myths that don't work, I consider myself pretty educated in the marijuana world. Most of these, "OMG I HAVE A DRUG TEST COMING UP!!!!" are little bitches and mention the fact that they have had like '1-3 hits' about 3 weeks ago. Those kids shouldn't even be asking. Anyways, this is a drug test for a real marijuana smoker.

    I've smoked everyday for the past 8 months and have smoked for years. For the last 2 months I was smoking at least a gram a day, so at that point you could probably smoke my fat cells and get baked from all the THC. I'm unfortunately 13 days sober and have a drug test any day now. I am 5' 7" (169cm) tall, and I weigh about 135, my body fat percentage is between 10-15%. I have a hell of a metabolism (I can eat 2 tubs of ice cream and not gain a pound.) And I move around, so I'm not just a bum watching the tube all day. I've drank a decent amount of water for the past couple days in hope that it'll help. The soonest my drug test will be is Wednesday, that will have left me sober for 16 days. Note, this is a home drug test but I can't bullshit it with someone else's piss and I'm not blowing my money on a detox kit that might not work. If you have any tips tell me, if you think I'm already all set to go, tell me.

    Thanks!

    Oh and I'll be sure to post my results.[/quote]

    Your educated on marijuana but your mom is drug testing you ?
     
  4. #4 tnh, Aug 6, 2012
    [quote name='"Zoxopirezox"']I've done my research on how to pass a drug test and have seen about 100 myths that don't work, I consider myself pretty educated in the marijuana world. Most of these, "OMG I HAVE A DRUG TEST COMING UP!!!!" are little bitches and mention the fact that they have had like '1-3 hits' about 3 weeks ago. Those kids shouldn't even be asking. Anyways, this is a drug test for a real marijuana smoker.

    I've smoked everyday for the past 8 months and have smoked for years. For the last 2 months I was smoking at least a gram a day, so at that point you could probably smoke my fat cells and get baked from all the THC. I'm unfortunately 13 days sober and have a drug test any day now. I am 5' 7" (169cm) tall, and I weigh about 135, my body fat percentage is between 10-15%. I have a hell of a metabolism (I can eat 2 tubs of ice cream and not gain a pound.) And I move around, so I'm not just a bum watching the tube all day. I've drank a decent amount of water for the past couple days in hope that it'll help. The soonest my drug test will be is Wednesday, that will have left me sober for 16 days. Note, this is a home drug test but I can't bullshit it with someone else's piss and I'm not blowing my money on a detox kit that might not work. If you have any tips tell me, if you think I'm already all set to go, tell me.

    Thanks!

    Oh and I'll be sure to post my results.[/quote]

    Dude I used faked piss, it's called quick fix.. It was $29.99 at my lhs.

    As long as the "tester" is not going to watch you, it's guaranteed.
     
  5. #5 Mr B0NG, Aug 6, 2012
    Do an oil change.
     
  6. #6 success, Aug 6, 2012
    [quote name='"Mr B0NG"']Do an oil change.[/quote]

    I love bms
     
  7. #7 bealls, Aug 6, 2012
    Quick fix is a guarantee win, I literally put warm water and food coloring in a bottle and take it with me when my mom tests me. No thc in water= no double line= no fail= win
     
  8. #8 Zoxopirezox, Aug 6, 2012
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    Those two things are completely different. I'm only 19, and when I fuck up in the house, my parents ground me by making me take a month off. Trust me, it wasn't over something small.


    Could I just put a few extra drops of clean water in my piss, to help dilute it? Because you're THC level has to be below 50 ng/ml to come out negative.


    Please Elaborate?
     
  9. #9 As Above So Below, Aug 6, 2012
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    No you won't pass. You smoked a MINIMUM of 2 ounces in 2 months. You're going to need a LOT more than 16 days. I don't even care about your metabolism.

    Unless you're an elite athlete... Which we know you're not.
     
  10. #10 Zoxopirezox, Aug 6, 2012

    Ouch. You have crushed my spirits. Any Tips?
     
  11. #11 Storm Crow, Aug 6, 2012
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    Interference of Common Household Chemicals in Immunoassay Methods for Drugs of Abuse (full - 1989)
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    [/FONT] Effects of Stealth adulterant on immunoassay testing for drugs of abuse. (full – 2002)
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    Do NOT diet!

    Reintoxication: the release of fat-stored Delta-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) into blood is enhanced by food deprivation or ACTH exposure. (full - 2009)
    Reintoxication: the release of fat-stored



    Hope that helps!


    Granny :wave:
     
  12. #12 As Above So Below, Aug 6, 2012
    ^Yeah didn't mean to be an ass...lol.

    You could do the water and food coloring thing. But I would try diluting it and using B-12 vitamins (pretty sure that's the number) to color it. I would test it a few times to get the right amount of dilution and the right amount of yellow. You don't want darkkk piss that gives it away.
     

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