Objection, your honor! The defense has failed to demonstrate a precedent for his so-called seedling mix. There was no mention of this in the discovery proceedings, and to introduce it now, in open court, in front of a seated jury, is juris imprudence sensationaire!
His intent to 'scarify with a cloth' is nothing but a cheap courtroom ploy, designed to frighten the jurors and capture the attention of the press. No case of 'scarifying by cloth' has ever been recorded in the US, it being the the preferred method of germination persuasion practiced by a few remote Colombian drug gangs, and it is not relevant to these proceedings.
No pre-soak? Your honor, please...defense council would do well to remember that 'pre-soak' is a time-honored procedure dating back to the Magna Carta and the very founding of our system of organic justice. It has been alluded to in such diverse historical accounts as the Upanishads and the Chronicles of Narnia, so for him to calmly declare,
'No pre-soak' is merely another facetious attempt to shock and disorder the jury.
Boiled tap water? Inoculation with endomyco? Ridiculously low ambient temps and a humidity dome?
Your honor, I would petition this court to dismiss this case immediately, and severely censure defense council before any further contamination can take place in the innocent and impressionable minds of those young people who may be watching these proceedings. Do it for the children!
**************************************************
Oh hey, hope2toke...didn't see you standing there. I thought you were a bush.

How's everything going?