So my black friend and my white friend and I(I'm Korean btw) had just picked up about an ounce of Blue haze and we were on our way to my Mexican friends house because he had they vaporizer. ( I know I know black guy, white guy, Asian guy, and a Mexican guy its the start of a really bad bar joke). Any ways as soon as we got to his house we got the vaporizer, packed it full, and smoked away ever well it's a vaporizer so I guess we "vaped" away? Lol. So once we were pretty high we just started playin black ops and talked about some deep shit like how every race has their sluts haha. Soonce our high started to fade we decided to use the vape again and as we passed around the pipe, when my white friend took a hit he started coughing like crazy afterwards. We were all like wtf did he take a too big of hit? And then when we checked the pipe we found almost pure ash! Haha that bitch just took a big ol hit of just ash!! So we were just kept going while my white friend said he wasn't feelin to good and went to sleep. After we were done my black friend and my white friend and I left. As we were walkin home my white friend said he wasn't feelin to good and he leaned on a wall. So before I tell you what happens next let me paint you the setting. Right next to the wall there was a man watering his plant and his side of the wall and he was like right next to us. So what happened next was that my white friend leaned over the wall and threw up. By this want just a regular flowing type of vomit this was like a bubble I could see it expand as it came out of his mouth and I heard a faint pop of the vomit bubble.it was so nasty and hilarious at the same time. And this motherfucker had just threw up all over the mans wall and plants. The man gave my friend a dirty look and just co tinned to was the vomit off how wall and plants. While my friend was throwing we just walked as it was too nasty and hilarious. We walked home just laughing at the incident.
So that was my story. sorry if it wasn't funny to you. Post your funny stories too
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