The Levels of Highness

I prefer to use a scale with known points on it, as far as is possible.

0 Sober: completely normal, you feel nothing out of the ordinary.

1-2 Buzzed: you can tell you are slightly high, things are more interesting, everything seems “thicker”.

3-4 High: you are high, slight craving for food, you tend to stare at objects and into space often, you feel relaxed but somewhat in a daze.

5-6 Really High: you are fully high, there is a slight vibration in your body, focusing is hard, you’re having very random thoughts. Putting together sentences is a challenge. Few if any audial hallucinations.

7-8 Blazed/Stoned: very high, vibrations and waves of euphoria rush through your body every 5 to 9 seconds. Expeiencing mild Closed Eye Visions, everything dark has a sparkling texture, everything is brighter. Some audial hallucinations.

9-10 In Space: completely lost in thought, amazing pleasure, you feel like a god, you see strong CEVs, sparkling textures everywhere, everything is brightened, mild/strong audial hallucinations.
My scale merges with and attempts to extend Talisman’s scale even further into the cosmic realm. I do not attempt to catalog the exact physical/mental effects, the way Talisman did, because it’s not necessary or even possible from this point on. If you’ve reached these levels, you will understand, and if you haven’t…you will understand when you do reach them. It’s based on a lot of experience (almost 45 years), not to mention the unexpected trip i took yesterday, in which all the following information was dumped into my brain like Buckaroo Banzi in the phone booth.

10. This is the top level high you should expect from smoking marijuana. If you can move at all, it is not very fast. If you’re not standing up…don’t even try.

11. You have found the “secret level”! You didn’t think you could get this high by smoking marijuana, and you’re right, because…you cannot generally get here without edibles. You are totally on the verge of tripping, but aren’t. It is intense as fuck but still light and happy. This is the same level as an “acid high”, which you experience on an LSD trip both on the way up and on the way down.

12. You are now tripping. Congratulations and try to hold it together.

13. You are tripping and losing control. If you don’t manage to keep control at this level (or above), you may well lose your mind temporarily or even permanently, and/or find yourself in an emergency room or mental institution. If you are on LSD (or similar), this is the part usually called “peaking”.

14. You have made it past the danger zone, mostly. But you can re-enter it at any time, literally with a single thought. You can also become totally enlightened with a single thought. This level and the next three are otherwise indescribable, and they (and your experiences) differ mainly based on the dosage you have taken…each level is essentially a doubling of the previous dosage.

15. This is the farthest/highest I have ever been, and it took 1,000 micrograms of LSD to get me there. Once is plenty, thank you!

16. You have now merged your consciousness with the universe. You no longer need the Internet to share thoughts with others. You are also stone cold dead, completely alive, a bumblebee, a flower, a cat, Buddha, Jesus Christ, an alien, and God…simultaneously.

Im 11-20 combined in one crazy high.

Thats right, i added 4 more levels to that list that you didnt even know of.

9 is my favorite place in the world, I call it cloud 9.

Just perfect because you can still go higher, but once you get to 10 it's falling.
anything above 10 is not weed.

Thats a good idea! Add even more. Can you describe them? hahaha

cloud 9 is a sweet sounding place to be. im gunna get in that zone now

Edited by J Hood, 19 July 2012 - 07:31 AM.

Ive only been to 11.

I'm a good ten in your scale. Ima good thirteen "Hampsters" in my own scale developed by my friends and I. Thirteen Hampsters means you're on the verge of freaking out. Which I am, being tri-faded with beer, nicotine, and a really good sativa.

well I just shit my pants when I hit level 12 ...laughing really hard on the way to the toilet you forget to hold your ass shut!

I've been to a 13, mind blowing experience

I've been to 17. Too far, silly dimitri.

I've been to 17. Too far, silly dimitri.

Lol dimitri has potential for 100+

As much as I would love to add my two cents, you guys are WELL aware that the subjects some of you are engaged in break GC's rules and are infraction worthy.

Just because you didn't create the thread, that won't excuse you from also getting wrist slapped.

This isn't a case of, "Hey, look at the would-be moderator, he should quit ridin' our cocks."

This is a friendly GC user who may not agree with what the case is, but who is looking out for his fellow blades.

Heed my advice. Or don't. Entirely upon you.

Edit - JHood, since you have a low post count, I'll say, "Read the rules, we can't talk about other drugs here."

I've been to 16 and it imploded my brains. In the best possible way.

ive been to lvl 14 but i cant discuss that here but yeah wow incredible i ended up in the hospital i was tripping balls for like 2 hours and i was outta comision for like a day afterword. Its a fun story but i cant post it here

Just ate 3 firecrackers (theyre setting in now)and I'm smoking a blunt. Real high 9.0/10. It was mids but I'm pretty dam high

Edited by Dirty south, 20 July 2012 - 04:21 AM.