Need to pass "first check" home drug test $35 dollar one

ive never had to pass one, but i can say in the short time ive been here, ive seen maybe 20 threads like this. try searching it, im sure you'll find a ton of info

 

You pour apple juice in the cup,

Apple juice has no THC metabolites in it,

therefore, you pass the test.


(don't drink it in front of them after you're done).

 

Apple juice smells like apples and urine smells like urine. This is not a good idea.

 

Tell your parents to piss in the cup.

I will never ever piss in a cup.

They will have to take it from me, literally.

 

It may be tricky, but OP might end up lucking out if he shuts the lid, hands it to his parents, and they throw the entire container away without dumping it out.

It's not like there's much else he can do, if she's out buying the tests it's not like she's going to wait a week before she uses them.

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Rethinking it OP, this may have not been the best approach, considering that if your parents are still drug testing you at 19, you're in a bad situation regardless of how it turns out.

 

Be a man and tell them you smoke or if you really want to piss them off piss in the cup and when you give it to them have a hand "spasm" if you know what I mean

 

I would suggest moving out and stop being disrespectful to your parents who have provided you a home given you aren't smoking weed/doing drugs. Stop smoking and follow their rules like a grown man or get your own place.

On the other hand, you could just get some one else's pee? If they dont see you do the test you could pee on the plastic part (not the receptor) so it smells like pee and then just wet the receptor with water?

I suggest strong moral introspection before deceiving your parents who only want what is best for you.

 

O rly? Your room mate is your mom, eh?

http://forum.grasscity.com/apprentice-tokers/1076630-roomate-dting-me.html

You should learn to respect your parents.

 

Your dumb ass is gonna fail and then hopefully they'll kick you out until you learn not to be such a disrespectful twat.

 

wait come on now guys.....when you first started smoking weed...im sure alot of you smoked in or around your parents home...I would walk out into the woods and enjoy nature when i was younger while i smoked.

Luckly my mom was more accepting of it when i was a kid.The friends she hung around all smoked weed,drank,or did something lol.Her only concern was.."how you gonna get a job?"....and i said.."i can pass a whiz quiz if i got time to study".

Your parents have no knowledge of weed...look some documentrys up about marijuana to make them watch...I remember telling my grandparents i smoke weed too...I sat them down n got them to wacth a couple documentry on weed...It opened there minds to its healing powers..It showed them how alot of things that are legal will kill you or make you go stupid and end up in jail for the night.

You must tell them the truth..Lieng is never the anser...if they kick you out...they kick you out...BUT they will admire your honestly wether they tell you or not

 

Dude, are you nuts? I didn't start smoking 'til I got my own place. My parents were very strict about drugs and drinking because my uncle was involved with "the family" out in Brooklyn when I was growing up, so you bet I kept my elbows in and listened to them. Maybe if you had a little more fear in your lives growing up, you wouldn't be so willing to disrespect your parents when they're, maybe being misguided or overprotective, but ultimately they are trying to keep you safe and they are providing you with food, a home, etc. So for you to be a little bitch and try to run around behind their back...you deserve what you get.

Oh, and just FYI? I recently told my mom I smoked and had for a long time and she didn't give a shit, so long as I didn't do it in her house. So just be cool and honest and if your parents say no, LISTEN.

 

I agree with you post but the difference is, kids arent 19 years old. Kids arent grown men. Kids do stupid shit like smoke weed behind their parents backs. Grown 19 year old men living at home for free should be expected to be responsible and respectful.

 

well see i believe in the God plant wich is marijuana..I will fight for it till i die...Its a plant that this world needs to survive!...Its useful for soo many things...Just equip your self with stone cold facts about weed.People must know about this.They must be forced into thinking "wait why is alcohol legal....Why is perscription drugs so easy to get"...Alcohol is nothing but a slow killing poison same with perscribed drugs.

My family sees how strong i stand on my beliefs and they respect it..If you truly believe in marijuana then you should tell your parents your beliefs and see how they take it...Mine were accepting...yours may not be...if they are not respect there policys or move out..Society has a huge blind fold on people thats hard to break sometimes.

 

That's great for you. But if this kid's family doesn't agree with marijuana, then he has to accept that, not try to badger them into agreeing with him.

 

I believe everyones minds should have the chance of bieng open to facts that could change there life or thoughts about people.Stating the reason why you smoke and why it isnt bad for you isnt badgering som1...You never know this kid could have depression and weed helps...If your smoking to simply get high then you arent smoking for the right reasons.
When i smoke it opens my mind and makes me feel like a nicer person with less impure thoughts of violence and anger...When i smoke weed it makes me have a very positive out look on any situation im in.

The best thing to do for you is to move out and live on the streets a few days and put your body in a struggle so you can truly appreciate what your given and what you have.

 

not much else he can do??? where you living man, there is a sink in most homes where warm water is dispensed. get a small container and fill it with hot water add one drop yellow food color and keep it in your pocket (do this like 30 minutes before your parents test you). parents give you cup a little later you dump hot yellow water in there for them, i've done this for a home test before and it will work. this is only one of MANY solutions.

Edit: and you say you dont know when test is??? when they finally drop it say is it cool if i wait for a little bit i just went piss not 10 minutes ago mom, this is when you make your warm water move.

 

HELLO! Does anyone know if honey dew donuts drug tests?

 

After the test is positive or negative it can't change, just put the cap in the toilet or something till it reads negative then pee in the cup and there you go

just realized how old this thread is

 

1. Get a job
2.Move out and support yourself


PROBLEM SOLVED.