Stealing Hitlers wallet.

You are in Berlin, 1933. Somehow, you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly steal Hitler's wallet.

This theft will not affect Hitler's rise to power, the nature of WW2, or the Holocaust. There is no important identification in the wallet, but the act will cost Hitler forty Reichsmarks and completely ruin his evening.

You do not need the money. The odds that you will be caught committing this act are less than 2 percent.

Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm No.

I would just so I can say "I stole hitlers wallet"

I'd steal the fuck out that wallet.

probably stab the fuck out his liver too though.

Probably not. There's still a chance of me getting caught and I'm not going to a concentration camp over a wallet.

No. It may cause Hitler to have a bad night, but what will his bad night mean to the Jewish people in his camps? If I were Hitler and my wallet were stolen, who would I blame? I know.

I bet there would be naked pictures of Eva Braun in that wallet.

i would steal that wallet and then sell it to jews. then i would tell the nazis of the jews whereabouts i sold hitlers wallet too, and tell them they stole hitlers wallet.

hopefully i should be recogonized by my heroic acts to tthe SS and get promoted to further ranks.

I would.

And then buy some weed with his 40 Reichsmarks.

Then I would smoke him down. And probably convince him to use THC smoke instead of Zyklon-B on them poor jews and other "untermensch".

Saved some 6 million people and got some nazi weed.

win-win.