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funny things you've said while first time getting high

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by JLTNL, Jun 25, 2012.

  1. #1 JLTNL, Jun 25, 2012
    The very first time i got high i was with my brother we were in my room playing ssx. I had just came back from the kitchen

    "dude why the hell do i keep dancing to the kitchen and back"

    :smoke:
     
  2. #2 KrUShDaTKusH, Aug 8, 2015
    "I feel like there is marbles doing figure 8's in my face" [​IMG]
     
  3. #3 ajroxit, Aug 8, 2015
    "whats that sweaty wet thing bro?" my younger friend getting high for the first time off of some dank trying to explain what his mouth felt like. i think he had cotton mouth but then again he passed out about a minute or so after he said that. we let him sleep it off in the front yard in the grass where he passed out at.
     
  4. #4 Aequus Argentum, Aug 9, 2015
    "Fried chicken?... Shit, I'd lay down my life for The Colonel's secret blend of eleven herbs and spices right now..."
     
  5. #5 ThePolishPuertoRican, Aug 9, 2015
    "My brain feels like battery acid" I was trying to describe the fuzzy feeling
     
  6. #6 Rollthem435, Aug 9, 2015
    First time i got high wasnt the first time i smoked, and the dude I was with tried his best to confuse me. I was young as shit... Dont really remember the shit I said...
     
  7. #7 432, Aug 10, 2015
    Bro do you taste cheese?
     
  8. #8 mistahsparklez, Aug 10, 2015
    "My arms keep falling down... because I cant find my pockets!!" - random friend one day


    sometimes i miss getting high with other people...
     
  9. #9 theHIGHschooler, Aug 11, 2015
    I was with two other people, and I turned to my one friend and said "You can call me a cookie, cuz i'm baked". It was the funniest shit ever haha.
     
  10. #10 Unkle, Aug 12, 2015
    I think I swallowed some smoke because my farts smell like weed
     
  11. #11 Atowndown, Aug 12, 2015
    fucking hilarious bro
    thats some funny shit bro. I raise my bong to you sir
     
  12. #12 Grizzly Tracks, Aug 14, 2015
    I thought a pile of ground weed was saltine cracker dust and licked my finger to scoop some up.


    I had the munchies sooooo bad.

     

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