Before you get banned.
He says it's the best, and it's golden brown. I heard brown was bad. What's the go here?
That's a lie. Tell him you want green, not brown.
Is $20 a good price?
for 1.3? eh not bad if its dank, but I dont doubt that. Say " If I'm paying 20/g I need dank, not mids." Be assertive. Dont let him hustle you.
Should I use a homemade pipe?
Is the way I mentioned above safe, so that I won't get caught?
Not really.. Take a door stopper (the kind that look like a funnel, stainless steel) unscrew it. Thats your bowl. Check your faucets, where the water comes out. There should be a screen work with it and pop it out. Thats your screen. Now the hard part find a paper towl roll and make a hole in it just big enough for the stopper (the bowl) stick it down in their, a bit of tape where you stuck it in might be good. Put your screen in the bowl; cover one end of the paper towel roll, mouth on the other, Begin lighting it, just before you run out of breath remove your hand from the end and breathe in HARD.
Protip: Remember to breathe in deeply and slowly at first, Breathing too hard will extinguish the flame. MAKE SURE SMOKE IS REACHING LUNGS.