First time help, anyone?

1. you're too young to be on this site

2. who cares its just 20 bucks

 

InBeforeBANHAMMER.

 

Before you get banned.

He says it's the best, and it's golden brown. I heard brown was bad. What's the go here?
That's a lie. Tell him you want green, not brown.

Is $20 a good price?
for 1.3? eh not bad if its dank, but I dont doubt that. Say " If I'm paying 20/g I need dank, not mids." Be assertive. Dont let him hustle you.

Should I use a homemade pipe?
Is the way I mentioned above safe, so that I won't get caught?

Not really.. Take a door stopper (the kind that look like a funnel, stainless steel) unscrew it. Thats your bowl. Check your faucets, where the water comes out. There should be a screen work with it and pop it out. Thats your screen. Now the hard part find a paper towl roll and make a hole in it just big enough for the stopper (the bowl) stick it down in their, a bit of tape where you stuck it in might be good. Put your screen in the bowl; cover one end of the paper towel roll, mouth on the other, Begin lighting it, just before you run out of breath remove your hand from the end and breathe in HARD.

Protip: Remember to breathe in deeply and slowly at first, Breathing too hard will extinguish the flame. MAKE SURE SMOKE IS REACHING LUNGS.

Good bye.

 

nice edit bro, like the mods wont figure that one out, haha

 

Don't use a homemade pipe made out of any dodgy shit, just make one out of an apple or some shit like that

 

Golden brown is a no go. Specially 1.3g for $20, should be more like 1.3g/$2.50. First time plus shitty weed sounds like the opposite of how your first time should be.

 

Just buy a Pipe you can get some for like 4 dollars

 

he is 14 so i doubt he will buy a pipe cause a head shop wont let him in

 

Dude 14 is WAY to young to smoke anything. Your body is still developing, you should wait until you are at LEAST 16 but preferably 18.
Anyway, if you insist on getting high, I presume edibles would be safer, although I am not sure of this, maybe you should try making some fire crackers.

 

It could be some Colombian gold?
Ask him what strain
And make a pipe out of a Alluminun soda can where you drink is the mouth piece
Just put some small hoes and but the weed on there
Then
Smoke

 

Brown weed, reminds me of what we used to call columbian or "lumbo"in HS...nasty shit gauranteed to give u a headache...haven't seen any brown in the disp.'s ...u would pay 20 gram for grade A green buds...somebody try to sell me lumbo for 20 gram!..?...i'd kick em in the nuts.

 

It's threads like this where we can really see how unified the grasscity community is.

 

Golden brown sounds like hash to me...

 

Seriously? soda can? Use a fucking apple!

Lets not try to give this kid cancer.

 

[quote name='"Hempire23"']Seriously? soda can? Use a fucking apple!

Lets not try to give this kid cancer.[/quote]

The kid Show Now easy fast ways too smoke
And it does Not Cause Cancer Cause I've done it when I was A Young teen in the 90's
And I don't have cancer.......
But a apple Does Sound tastey lol
I remember my first time was with a apple Ahhh
The memories

 

Dude, an apple takes 5 seconds to make into a pipe. Probably faster than anything else he is trying to make.

And really? Smoking out of aluminium is so bad for your health. But think what ya want man. Just cause you don't have cancer doesn't mean it doesn't cause it.

 

more like vaped weed ):

 

[quote name='"Hempire23"']Dude, an apple takes 5 seconds to make into a pipe. Probably faster than anything else he is trying to make.

And really? Smoking out of aluminium is so bad for your health. But think what ya want man. Just cause you don't have cancer doesn't mean it doesn't cause it.[/quote]

I admit Aluminum foils ate bad Bad
But a one time use of the can won't hurt