fuck school and this essay

Discussion in 'General' started by Scapegoat Adams, Jun 9, 2012.

  1. im the only one of my friends (or anyone i know) that is still in school. my community college sucks and i have a 4 page paper due tomorrrow for history, and i hate history. iv had a headache all day and have no motivation to do it. i am so done with school. ahhhhhh someone do it for me!
     
  2. Don't worry man, I called the Wahmbulance and they're on their way to your house as we speak.
     
  3. thank goodness, an excuse for my profesor!
     
  4. smoke some weed
     
  5. [quote name='"JuanRing"']Don't worry man, I called the Wahmbulance and they're on their way to your house as we speak.[/quote]

    I'm using this. Thx
     
  6. I am NOT the one to turn to for school motivation. I just fucked up horribly this past semester and I'm not sure if I'm going back.`
     
  7. I had to write longer papers than that in high school. Four pages takes like an hour, if that.
     
  8. Ancient History?

    The Religious and Medicinal Uses of Cannabis in China, India and Tibet (full - 1981)
    http://www.cnsproductions.com/pdf/Touw.pdf

    Hashish in Islam 9th to 18th century. (full - 1982)
    Hashish in Islam 9th to 18th century.

    Hashish and drug abuse in Egypt during the 19th and 20th centuries. (full -1985)
    Hashish and drug abuse in Egypt during the 19th and 20th centuries.


    Drugs in Prehistory: Chemical Analysis of Ancient Human Hair. (abst – 1998) Elsevier

    Cannabis in Traditional Indian Herbal Medicine (full - 2001)
    http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucgadkw/papers/cannabis.pdf

    The Therapeutic Use of Cannabis sativa (L.) in Arabic Medicine (full – 2001)
    http://www.cannabis-med.org/data/pdf/2001-01-4_0.pdf

    The Medical Use of Cannabis Among the Greeks and Romans (full - 2002)
    http://www.cannabis-med.org/data/pdf/2002-02-3.pdf



    History of cannabis as a medicine: a review (full - 2006)
    Revista Brasileira de Psiquiatria - History of cannabis as a medicine: a review

    ganja and Ayurveda (article - 2006)
    ganja and Ayurveda - Adi Ayurveda - tribe.net

    The Emperor Wears No Clothes (book - 2007) The Book « JackHerer.com

    Phytochemical and genetic analyses of ancient cannabis from Central Asia
    (full - 2008) Phytochemical and genetic analyses of ancient cannabis from Central Asia

    Ancient cannabis stash unearthed in China (news - 2008)
    Ancient cannabis stash unearthed in China - CNN.com

    THE ANTIQUE CANNABIS BOOK ( full - 2010) Antique Cannabis Book / A Price Guide to Antiques

    Ancient Egypt and Cannabis (news – 2011)
    Ancient Egypt and Cannabis - Philadelphia medical marijuana | Examiner.com


    Cannabis and Women's Health Part 1: Historic Evidence (news – 2011) Cannabis and Women's Health Part 1: Historic Evidence - Philadelphia medical marijuana | Examiner.com

    Or more Modern? :confused:




    Description of the Hashish Experience (1938) http://www.onlinepot.org/medical/Dr_Tods_PDFs/s2_5.pdf

    New Billion Dollar Crop (news – 1938)
    http://productsfromhemp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/billiondollarcrop.pdf

    Marihuana: America's New Drug Problem (1939)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1529489/pdf/amjphnation00993-0104.pdf/?tool=pmcentrez

    The Active Principles of Cannabis and the Pharmacology of the Cannabinols
    (full - 1940) Therapeutic Potential and Medical Uses of Marijuana

    Marijuana (1942) http://www.onlinepot.org/medical/Dr_Tods_PDFs/s5_4.pdf

    The La Guardia Committee Report (1944)
    La Guardia Committee Report - Table of Contents

    The Marihuana Problem (1944)
    JAMA Network | JAMA: The Journal of the American Medical Association | Home

    PERSONALITY STUDIES OF MARIHUANA ADDICTS (1945)
    PsychiatryOnline | Error

    MARIHUANA, AN INTOXICANT (1945)
    PsychiatryOnline | Error

    MARIHUANA AND AGGRESSIVE CRIME (1946)
    PsychiatryOnline | Error

    Anti-epileptic Action of Marijuana-Active Substances (full - 1949) http://www.onlinepot.org/medical/Dr_Tods_PDFs/s3_6.pdf

    Becoming a Marihuana User (full – 1950)
    http://joshpackard.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/becker-1953-marihuana-user.pdf

    Marijuana in medicine: past, present and future. (1969)
    Marijuana in medicine: past, present and future.

    The marijuana problem. (full – 1971)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1501871/pdf/califmed00136-0087.pdf

    Survey of adolescent drug use. I. Sex and grade distribution. (full – 1971)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1530048/pdf/amjph00747-0113.pdf

    Untoward effects of drug education. (full – 1973)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1775346/pdf/amjph00825-0056.pdf

    Marihuana and drug abuse. Recommendations of the Committee on Public Health, New York Academy of Medicine. (full - 1973) Marihuana and drug abuse. Recommendations of the Committee on Public Health, New York Academy of Medicine.

    Paraquat and marijuana: epidemiologic risk assessment. (full - 1978)
    Paraquat and marijuana: epidemiologic risk assessment.

    Detection and analysis of paraquat in confiscated marijuana samples. (abst – 1978)
    Detection and analysis of paraquat in conf... [Bull Narc. 1978 Oct-Dec] - PubMed - NCBI

    MARIJUANA RESCHEDULING PETITION RULING- JUDGE FRANCIS L. YOUNG
    (full – 1988) Francis L. Young

    Physicians' attitudes toward the legalization of marijuana use. (full – 1989)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1026731/pdf/westjmed00130-0092.pdf

    A Comparative Appraisal of the Health and Psychological Consequences of Alcohol, Cannabis, Nicotine and Opiate Use (full – 1995) World Health Organization - Health Implications of Cannabis - Table of Contents

    Workshop on the Medical Utility of Marijuana (full - 1997)
    Archived File - National Institutes of Health (NIH)

    Cannabis as medicine: time for the phoenix to rise? (full – 1998)
    Cannabis as medicine: time for the phoenix to rise?

    Cannabis Report of the Swiss Federal Commission For Drug Issues (EKDF)
    (full - 1999) http://www.ukcia.org/research/ekdf.pdf

    MARIJUANA AND MEDICINE: ASSESSING THE SCIENCE BASE
    (full – 1999) Marijuana as Medicine - Assessing the Science Base - Institute of Medicine Report

    Cannabis: Time for Scientific Evaluation of This Ancient Remedy? (full - 2000)
    Cannabis: Time for Scientific Evaluation of This Ancient Remedy?

    A REPORT OF THE NATIONAL COMMISSION ON GANJA TO Rt. Hon. P.J. PATTERSON, Q.C., M.P. PRIME MINISTER OF JAMAICA (full - 2001)
    http://www.ukcia.org/research/JamaicanNationalCommissionOnGanjaReport.pdf

    Chronic Cannabis Use in the Compassionate Investigational New Drug Program:
    An Examination of Benefits and Adverse Effects of Legal Clinical Cannabis
    [FONT=&quot](full – 2002) [/FONT][FONT=&quot]http://proxy.baremetal.com/cannabiscoalition.ca/chronic.pdf

    [/FONT] Medicinal use of cannabis in the United States: Historical perspectives, current trends, and future directions (full - 2003) http://www.whyprohibition.ca/sites/default/files/JOM_Aggarwal_Cannabis_Medical_33_studies.pdf

    Cannabinoid pharmacology: the first 66 years (full - 2006)
    Cannabinoid pharmacology: the first 66 years

    Marijauna Production in the United States (full – 2006)
    http://www.drugscience.org/Archive/bcr2/MJCropReport_2006.pdf

    The war on marijuana: The transformation of the war on drugs in the 1990s
    (full - 2006) HRJ | Full text | The war on marijuana: The transformation of the war on drugs in the 1990s



    History of Cannabis and Its Preparations in Saga, Science and Sobriquet (full - 2007) History of Cannabis and Its Preparations in Saga, Science, and Sobriquet - Russo - 2007 - Chemistry & Biodiversity - Wiley Online Library

    Retail marijuana purchases in designer and commercial markets in New York City: sales units, weights, and prices per gram. (full – 2007) Retail Marijuana Purchases in Designer and Commercial Markets in New York City: Sales Units, Weights, and Prices per Gram

    Medi-Cal pays pot-related expenses (news – 2007)
    http://www.pressdemocrat.com/articl...0324?Title=Medi-Cal-pays-pot-related-expenses

    Medical Marijuana Use and Research Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Statement
    (full – 2008) http://www.maps.org/mmj/lnls-res.pdf



    Global Commission Drug Report (links to full, various languages – 2011)
    Reports | Global Commission on Drug Policy

    How well do international drug conventions protect public health?
    (abst- register free for full – 2011)
    [FONT=&quot] How well do international drug conventions protect public health? : The Lancet[/FONT]



    In decades-old program, Uncle Sam provides pot (news – 2011)
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4469717...-program-uncle-sam-provides-pot/#.T3KO0YGRZpk

    Former Supreme Court justice blasts minimum sentences for marijuana offenders.
    (article - 2012) Former Supreme Court justice blasts minimum sentences for marijuana offenders


    You should be able to whomp out a 4 page paper from those!

    Granny :wave:
     
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  9. [quote name='"Storm Crow"']Ancient History?

    The Religious and Medicinal Uses of Cannabis in China, India and Tibet (full - 1981)
    http://www.cnsproductions.com/pdf/Touw.pdf

    Hashish in Islam 9th to 18th century. (full - 1982)
    Hashish in Islam 9th to 18th century.

    Hashish and drug abuse in Egypt during the 19th and 20th centuries. (full -1985)
    Hashish and drug abuse in Egypt during the 19th and 20th centuries.

    Drugs in Prehistory: Chemical Analysis of Ancient Human Hair. (abst – 1998) Elsevier

    Cannabis in Traditional Indian Herbal Medicine (full - 2001)
    http://www.ucl.ac.uk/~ucgadkw/papers/cannabis.pdf

    The Therapeutic Use of Cannabis sativa (L.) in Arabic Medicine (full – 2001)
    http://www.cannabis-med.org/data/pdf/2001-01-4_0.pdf

    The Medical Use of Cannabis Among the Greeks and Romans (full - 2002)
    http://www.cannabis-med.org/data/pdf/2002-02-3.pdf


    History of cannabis as a medicine: a review (full - 2006)
    Revista Brasileira de Psiquiatria - History of cannabis as a medicine: a review

    ganja and Ayurveda (article - 2006)
    ganja and Ayurveda - Adi Ayurveda - tribe.net

    The Emperor Wears No Clothes (book - 2007) The Book « JackHerer.com

    Phytochemical and genetic analyses of ancient cannabis from Central Asia
    (full - 2008) Phytochemical and genetic analyses of ancient cannabis from Central Asia

    Ancient cannabis stash unearthed in China (news - 2008)
    Ancient cannabis stash unearthed in China - CNN.com

    THE ANTIQUE CANNABIS BOOK ( full - 2010) Antique Cannabis Book / A Price Guide to Antiques

    Ancient Egypt and Cannabis (news – 2011)
    Ancient Egypt and Cannabis - Philadelphia medical marijuana | Examiner.com

    Cannabis and Women's Health Part 1: Historic Evidence (news – 2011) Cannabis and Women's Health Part 1: Historic Evidence - Philadelphia medical marijuana | Examiner.com

    Or more Modern? :confused:

    Description of the Hashish Experience (1938) http://www.onlinepot.org/medical/Dr_Tods_PDFs/s2_5.pdf

    New Billion Dollar Crop (news – 1938)
    http://productsfromhemp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/billiondollarcrop.pdf

    Marihuana: America's New Drug Problem (1939)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1529489/pdf/amjphnation00993-0104.pdf/?tool=pmcentrez

    The Active Principles of Cannabis and the Pharmacology of the Cannabinols
    (full - 1940) Therapeutic Potential and Medical Uses of Marijuana

    Marijuana (1942) http://www.onlinepot.org/medical/Dr_Tods_PDFs/s5_4.pdf

    The La Guardia Committee Report (1944)
    La Guardia Committee Report - Table of Contents

    The Marihuana Problem (1944)
    JAMA Network | JAMA: The Journal of the American Medical Association | Home

    PERSONALITY STUDIES OF MARIHUANA ADDICTS (1945)
    PsychiatryOnline | Error

    MARIHUANA, AN INTOXICANT (1945)
    PsychiatryOnline | Error

    MARIHUANA AND AGGRESSIVE CRIME (1946)
    PsychiatryOnline | Error

    Anti-epileptic Action of Marijuana-Active Substances (full - 1949) http://www.onlinepot.org/medical/Dr_Tods_PDFs/s3_6.pdf

    Becoming a Marihuana User (full – 1950)
    http://joshpackard.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/becker-1953-marihuana-user.pdf

    Marijuana in medicine: past, present and future. (1969)
    Marijuana in medicine: past, present and future.

    The marijuana problem. (full – 1971)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1501871/pdf/califmed00136-0087.pdf

    Survey of adolescent drug use. I. Sex and grade distribution. (full – 1971)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1530048/pdf/amjph00747-0113.pdf

    Untoward effects of drug education. (full – 1973)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1775346/pdf/amjph00825-0056.pdf

    Marihuana and drug abuse. Recommendations of the Committee on Public Health, New York Academy of Medicine. (full - 1973) Marihuana and drug abuse. Recommendations of the Committee on Public Health, New York Academy of Medicine.

    Paraquat and marijuana: epidemiologic risk assessment. (full - 1978)
    Paraquat and marijuana: epidemiologic risk assessment.

    Detection and analysis of paraquat in confiscated marijuana samples. (abst – 1978)
    Detection and analysis of paraquat in conf... [Bull Narc. 1978 Oct-Dec] - PubMed - NCBI

    MARIJUANA RESCHEDULING PETITION RULING- JUDGE FRANCIS L. YOUNG
    (full – 1988) Francis L. Young

    Physicians' attitudes toward the legalization of marijuana use. (full – 1989)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1026731/pdf/westjmed00130-0092.pdf

    A Comparative Appraisal of the Health and Psychological Consequences of Alcohol, Cannabis, Nicotine and Opiate Use (full – 1995) World Health Organization - Health Implications of Cannabis - Table of Contents

    Workshop on the Medical Utility of Marijuana (full - 1997)
    Archived File - National Institutes of Health (NIH)

    Cannabis as medicine: time for the phoenix to rise? (full – 1998)
    Cannabis as medicine: time for the phoenix to rise?

    Cannabis Report of the Swiss Federal Commission For Drug Issues (EKDF)
    (full - 1999) http://www.ukcia.org/research/ekdf.pdf

    MARIJUANA AND MEDICINE: ASSESSING THE SCIENCE BASE
    (full – 1999) Marijuana as Medicine - Assessing the Science Base - Institute of Medicine Report

    Cannabis: Time for Scientific Evaluation of This Ancient Remedy? (full - 2000)
    Cannabis: Time for Scientific Evaluation of This Ancient Remedy?

    A REPORT OF THE NATIONAL COMMISSION ON GANJA TO Rt. Hon. P.J. PATTERSON, Q.C., M.P. PRIME MINISTER OF JAMAICA (full - 2001)
    http://www.ukcia.org/research/JamaicanNationalCommissionOnGanjaReport.pdf

    Chronic Cannabis Use in the Compassionate Investigational New Drug Program:
    An Examination of Benefits and Adverse Effects of Legal Clinical Cannabis
    (full – 2002) http://proxy.baremetal.com/cannabiscoalition.ca/chronic.pdf

    Medicinal use of cannabis in the United States: Historical perspectives, current trends, and future directions (full - 2003) http://www.whyprohibition.ca/sites/default/files/JOM_Aggarwal_Cannabis_Medical_33_studies.pdf

    Cannabinoid pharmacology: the first 66 years (full - 2006)
    Cannabinoid pharmacology: the first 66 years

    Marijauna Production in the United States (full – 2006)
    http://www.drugscience.org/Archive/bcr2/MJCropReport_2006.pdf

    The war on marijuana: The transformation of the war on drugs in the 1990s
    (full - 2006) HRJ | Full text | The war on marijuana: The transformation of the war on drugs in the 1990s

    History of Cannabis and Its Preparations in Saga, Science and Sobriquet (full - 2007) History of Cannabis and Its Preparations in Saga, Science, and Sobriquet - Russo - 2007 - Chemistry & Biodiversity - Wiley Online Library

    Retail marijuana purchases in designer and commercial markets in New York City: sales units, weights, and prices per gram. (full – 2007) Retail Marijuana Purchases in Designer and Commercial Markets in New York City: Sales Units, Weights, and Prices per Gram

    Medi-Cal pays pot-related expenses (news – 2007)
    http://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/20070707/NEWS/707070324?Title=Medi-Cal-pays-pot-related-expenses

    Medical Marijuana Use and Research Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Statement
    (full – 2008) http://www.maps.org/mmj/lnls-res.pdf

    Global Commission Drug Report (links to full, various languages – 2011)
    Reports | Global Commission on Drug Policy

    How well do international drug conventions protect public health?
    (abst- register free for full – 2011)
    How well do international drug conventions protect public health? : The Lancet
    http://www.examiner.com/medical-mar...s-and-women-s-helath-part-1-historic-evidence

    In decades-old program, Uncle Sam provides pot (news – 2011)
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44697173/ns/us_news-life/t/decades-old-program-uncle-sam-provides-pot/#.T3KO0YGRZpk

    Former Supreme Court justice blasts minimum sentences for marijuana offenders.
    (article - 2012) Former Supreme Court justice blasts minimum sentences for marijuana offenders

    You should be able to whomp out a 4 page paper from those!

    Granny :wave:[/quote]

    Well...um...I appreciate the time u put into this post but it's about trench warfare in WW1. but damn I appreciate the effort!
     
  10. Hon, it only took a few moments! lol I have all that (and more) all in my List. :eek: Just did a quick copy and paste!

    Send me an email (bottom of my sig) and I'll send you back my 2012 List! 670+ pages like that on cannabis! Might help you on next semester's college papers! :D

    Granny :wave:
     
  11. Sexy granny lemme cop dat list bruh
     
  12. #12 brahmabull, Jun 9, 2012
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 9, 2012
    trench warfare? thats so easy man

    talk about the sides of the war, the allies and the enemies

    talk about how the war was such a waste of resources and more importantly, a waste of life

    talk about the uselessness of their over-the-top strategy

    talk about how the trenches were so close that you could hear the enemy having conversation

    talk about the wounded soldiers in no-man-lands who befriended their enemies but got blown up with oil tanks bc the nations leaders dont want their soldiers becoming friends and embracing peace

    talk about mustard gas and how it often backfired

    talk about how the ross rifles were useless and american/canadian soldiers had to use british rifles that they found in the mud

    talk about trench foot, where the soldiers foot would rot and become black and like gangrene

    talk about the parade-like farewell those kids got when they left their homes to fight, little did they know the horror they would face

    talk about how the trenches were in zigzag formation so if enemy came in, they couldnt just shoot everyone

    talk about the barbed wire in no mans land

    talk about the forced conscription

    talk about the lack of food for the soldiers, how they had to dip their crackers in water to chew

    talk about the trenches flooding in with water and using dead bodies as the floor

    talk about shell-shock
     
  13. i hated school

    thank god for online classes
     
  14. Who the fuck is college?



    :laughing: seriously though, this is not a reason to stop or anything. It's just a paper, fuck it and do it.
     

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