Weird/stupid nicknames for your pets?

Do you guys have any stupid and/or weird nicknames for your pets and where did they come from?

My husky, Riley, gets called all sorts of things lol... Mainly from his name or because he looks like a wolf. Ri-Ri, Ri-zo, Puppyman, Wolfdog, Wolfy-man, Foxdog, Roo-roo man (because he doesn't bark, he talks).
Mum's labrador is called Charley (short for Charlotte) but I call her Charlotte the Harlot, or sometimes Charlemagne.
My cat is called Jasper, but he gets called Eee (like a squeak) or "neeewy-neeewy" I dunno its some weird sound that is all like a high pitched meow. Its funny because he's a huge cat but he has the highest meow ever, it just sounds like a squeak.

What are your pets real names and nicknames?

Lol my dog's name is blackberry... I think its pretty wierd as a name itself for a big black pointer though sometimes we nickname hin "bilout" which is french for dick, lol poor dog

I have an Australian Shepherd, and his name is Apollo, but I call him "Puppy wiener". No idea...

Black lab Apollo, call him papa.
Rottweiler Isis, call her issy-poo, ee-ya-poo, is-eee.
Maltese mix Jason, call him Jj, jc-baby.

My cat, Haribo Barthalomew Plopper, goes by:
Harry Plopper
Hari Kittens
Oh's-the-boh's
Bohzeroserous
Bohzers
Buddy Bo
Meowzers
Swiper

Lol my dog's name is blackberry... I think its pretty wierd as a name itself for a big black pointer though sometimes we nickname hin "bilout" which is french for dick, lol poor dog

Lol how mean is that.

I can't talk, I called my childhood cat poo-poo.

My cat's name is cat. Seriously
I do call her kitty sometimes, like when I ask, "where's the kitty"

Forgot. My bunny. Bunny. Bunzie.

My cat's name is Yoshi.
Sometimes we call her Yosh-master.
When she's bad we call her Yoshi Bernard Samson. Yes, she's a girl. I don't know where it came from.
My aunt calls her hussy because she loves all men but is very territorial around women she's not familiar with.

Named my cat kif and it slowly progressed into mr kiffers lol

Haha my dogs have so many little nicknames.
Mia gets called:
Mia Rex
Mia Wrecks everything
Mia Pecks
Mia Pecks-arooni
T-wrecks
Tyranasaurus Pecks
Little Poo Poo

Violet gets called:
Big poo poo
Vi Vi
Violet Ann
Violet Ann Bickerstaff (my mom made up a full name for her lol)
Boo boo biscuit

I have a dog I named Skeeter, after that blue guy in the cartoon I used to watch called "Doug". Anyway my mom calls her Skeet Skeet. I dont think she knows what skeet actually means lol. My dad calls her "Skeeter pumpkin eater"

I have a dog I named Skeeter, after that blue guy in the cartoon I used to watch called "Doug". Anyway my mom calls her Skeet Skeet. I dont think she knows what skeet actually means lol. My dad calls her "Skeeter pumpkin eater"

Oh dear. Just looked up "Skeet" on urban dictionary.

Umm..

"To pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her."

Lmao.

My lizards are named Hermes Lopper and Horus Lopper

My hamster was named Snuffles... then my mom named it Harry The Hamster. 2 bad he died

i have a beagle named bronx but i call him beagle, and beagle bagel

I have another dog named Kayla(i no bad name... long story) i just call her goober, goobs, goobus,and frisbee

I have a cat nemed Chester... My 2 year old nephew calls him No-no because the cat is sort of an ass for his age (15) and we always have to tell him to stop harassing people.

I call my dog, Willie, Sugar Bear about half the time because he looks like a bear. Sometimes I call him shug or shuggie. I have no idea why though.

i have a white dog name joey. We call him Jo-Ball cause my brother thought he looked like an 8-ball as a puppy

i have a cat named 'george the lady cat' for she is indeed a lady cat named george

Edited by GDMC420, 17 June 2012 - 04:01 AM.

Stingray Jones/ The Master of the Bellyverse

i have a cat named 'george the lady cat' for she is indeed a lady cat named george

George the Lady Cat sounds awesome.