people who dress up their dogs............. especially shoes on a doggg come on, im not dressing up a domesticated gerbil
I couldn't continue being friends with someone who threw my fossilized dog into a lava pit. Fry is a saint
I went in to the gas station because there is this girl that works there that I thought was cute. She was putting away some candy on the shelves and I asked her for her number. She said that she had a boyfriend. That shit annoys me. I wanted to be like "Bitch! You ain't got no boyfriend!" Lol.
How do you know she doesn't have one? Just kidding man. Knowing that there is an ounce sitting in my room that my roommate picked up like 5 hours ago, and I have to wait another 1 or so for him to get back so we can smoke. Haven't had anything but a few resin hits in the last two weeks. I thought as soon as he got it we would blaze up.
^^ Exactly what I said to MR too. Things that annoy me...when you specifically ask for NO OLIVES on your salad...and what do you find? Olives. It's not about the olives, it's about the fact that no one these days can listen to simple instruction. No olives allowed. Why? Cause... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO0R_QTnKzA I also said NO APRICOT SPREAD.
Middle class white people who form a few opinions in university and suddenly think they're the voice of the oppressed.
Tearing open the stupid Ramon plastic package and having the noodles burst forth all over the fucking counter and floor.
when you almost sneeze, but dont when you sit at an intersection with no stoplight for ten minutes bc the traffic flow is fucked up in such a way that disallows any kind of access without waiting and waiting first and then you finally get back just in time for your stupid neighbor to be right in your fuckn way with their stupid car. If you had pulled up 2 minutes later, you wouldve missed them.
Defo agree with sneezing bit,happened to me today Sent from my SM-T210 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
When you're fucking powerless to stop the stress that's flooding your life. I'm going to have a fucking breakdown.
When a song has a really long intro with not much happening, and that part takes up the entire iTunes sample.